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Easy tip to make the whole web look better on your Mac: Turn off Arial in Font Book.
by (John Gruber), 8 hours, 47 minutes ago.
Favorited by and 53 others

Some mornings I just don't feel like getting drunk and throwing garbage at passing cars but who am I to question God's plan.
by (Joshua Allen), 6 hours, 26 minutes ago.
Favorited by and 42 others

Snow's starting to melt. Soon I'll have to rake the leaves from last fall and do something with the dead panda. I told the kids he ran away.
by (Joshua Allen), 22 hours, 30 minutes ago.
Favorited by and 38 others

If you're very quiet, you can hear the sad trombone after the phrase "Also showing in 2D".
by (Jason Sweeney), 22 hours, 12 minutes ago.
Favorited by and 30 others

My Mesh Tanktop app would check tomorrow's weather and your appointments and then recommend or not recommend a mesh tanktop.
by (Tim Siedell), 20 hours, 15 minutes ago.
Favorited by and 24 others

First thing I do with a new calculator app: attempt divide by zero.

2nd: Ask myself why I have a list of things to do with new calculators.
by (John Gruber), 7 hours, 32 minutes ago.
Favorited by and 22 others

Hey Internet: I'm headed to your town on a half-assed comedy & music tour. Go to http://TeamCoco.com for tix. I repeat: It's half-assed.
by (Conan O'Brien), 10 hours, 21 minutes ago.
Favorited by and 20 others

It is true, though. Only freeloaders cheapskates, and leeches expect full content feeds from

[Read the Full Toot »]
by (Merlin Mann), 6 hours, 6 minutes ago.
Favorited by and 18 others

Guys. When you argue via SMS, only AT&T wins.
by (Merlin Mann), 7 hours, 13 minutes ago.
Favorited by and 17 others

I'm feeling politely confrontational. Would anyone care for a piece of me?
by (A. Koford), 22 hours, 30 minutes ago.
Favorited by and 17 others

Sometimes I feel pretty accomplished. Then I remember how often I have to sing myself the alphabet song.
by (Theresa), 6 hours, 9 minutes ago.
Favorited by and 15 others

One is the loneliest number. Seven is kinda racist. Nine needs to just come out already. Four drinks to forget. Three is angry, so so angry.
by (Ryan), 17 hours, 43 minutes ago.
Favorited by and 14 others

I'm not sure I want to live in a world where my Congressman can't surprise me with bunches and bunches of tickles.
by (Tim Siedell), 22 hours, 48 minutes ago.
Favorited by and 11 others

Don’t forget to join our Facebook group… you never know when we might post something “special” there. ;) http://www.facebook.com/MacHeist
by (MacHeist), 22 hours, 29 minutes ago.
Favorited by and 10 others

Sometimes I use a flip phone just to feel something. Anything.
by (matt), 19 hours, 39 minutes ago.
Favorited by and 9 others

Blood is thicker than water, but maple syrup is thicker than blood. In conclusion: pancakes are more important than family.
by (crispycracka), 8 hours, 31 minutes ago.
Favorited by and 6 others

Any office building could open a side business as an action movie theme park just by charging to let you crawl through the ductwork.
by (Scott Simpson), 19 hours, 22 minutes ago.
Favorited by and 5 others

The Truth About the Average Twitter User [STATS] - http://bit.ly/a1p1Df
by (Pete Cashmore), 23 hours, 24 minutes ago.
Favorited by and 5 others

jQuery Snippets That Will Help You Become A Better JavaScript Developer - http://bit.ly/d52WZc
by (Smashing Magazine), 16 hours, 34 minutes ago.
Favorited by and 5 others

Debugging and Testing in Internet Explorer Made Easy - http://bit.ly/d6QChV
by (Smashing Magazine), 22 hours, 2 minutes ago.
Favorited by and 4 others