Just bought lean chicken breasts instead of hot wings for supper because I'm a stupid fucking mature adult.
by sween (Jason Sweeney),
13 hours, 7 minutes ago.
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There's a big difference between writing poetry, and just making stories with rhymes. Guess which one I'm good at, limes.
by aedison (Avery Edison),
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i'm supposed to train the intern to do what i do every day, but i'm not sure how comfortable i am giving him my twitter & facebook passwords
by melissasantos (melissa ),
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I carry my sneakers in an NPR tote, inside a 2nd NPR tote that carries my workout gear. What I'm saying is, no one fucks with me at the gym.
by scottsimpson (Scott Simpson),
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ME: Hey! Rod Begbie forked my gist!
MAD: [stares]
ME: My Quix gist?
MAD: [stares]
ME: Uh…sorry. I swear to God those were all real words.
by hotdogsladies (Merlin Mann),
20 hours, 14 minutes ago.
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I think I speak for everyone when I say billions of things at once in a ton of different languages and none of it makes any sense.
by tehawesome (Henry Birdseye),
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Jurassic period: 199.6 - 145.5 million years ago, or October 24, 4004 BC, 12:17 PM - 3:44 PM for Creationists.
by FakeAPStylebook (Fake AP Stylebook),
14 hours, 32 minutes ago.
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Careful out there, people. This "Prius recall" sounds like a classic CIA hippie roundup.
by RexHuppke (Rex Huppke),
14 hours, 39 minutes ago.
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Iran's supreme leader says his country will surprise the Western world on Thursday. I'm thinking PajamaGram.
by badbanana (Tim Siedell),
8 hours, 1 minute ago.
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Looking into the logistics of becoming a wise and lovable old black lady.
Possibly, sassy, too.
Waiting to hear back from my HMO.
by hotdogsladies (Merlin Mann),
15 hours, 47 minutes ago.
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Finding out, too late, that my barber is a huge Jane Lynch fan.
by scottsimpson (Scott Simpson),
14 hours, 51 minutes ago.
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5 Insightful TED Talks on Social Media - http://bit.ly/bMbNDB
by mashable (Pete Cashmore),
12 hours, 1 minute ago.
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It is important to close all parentheses. We've all been trapped in a Mike Royko aside since 1978.
by FakeAPStylebook (Fake AP Stylebook),
11 hours, 32 minutes ago.
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If facebook has taught me anything, it's that no layout in the world can make my friends interesting.
by OverlandParker (Michael Pierce),
9 hours, 23 minutes ago.
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Monday is a man. It always comes too soon.
by zeldman (Jeffrey Zeldman),
17 hours, 44 minutes ago.
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JPG-only heads. Flash-only forms + scrolling. `onClick`-only links.
Maybe I should just click on your designer's face. Really fucking hard.
by hotdogsladies (Merlin Mann),
17 hours, 34 minutes ago.
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It's clear I will die of a snow-shoveling related cardiac event within the next few years, so I just hope it's at the BEGINNING of a winter.
by CranberryPerson (Jason),
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Ever have one of those days you just wanna rent a storage unit, fill it with pepperoni sticks, and just... you know... hang out?
by sween (Jason Sweeney),
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It turns out I have my shirt on backwards and I'm wearing two different socks. I apologize for being so flamboyant with my heterosexuality.
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if the GoDaddy SuperBowl commercials made you think you'd like to take your domain registrar business elsewhere http://bit.ly/c1enbO
by ginatrapani (Gina Trapani),
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