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Got a PDF of a scan of a hand-annotated printout of an Excel spreadsheet. Can't wait to pencil my comments and return via inner-office mail.
by (James), 2 days, 7 hours ago.
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As it turns out, changing my Windows password at 2:30 in the morning was a bad idea.
by (James), 4 days, 12 hours ago.
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They're playing Ice Ice Baby. On the radio. In 2010. This isn't the future I signed up for.
by (James), 5 days, 2 hours ago.
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Flag on the play. Illegal cheating on the offense. 10 yard penalty. Try harder next time fellas.
by (James), 2 weeks, 5 days ago.
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Filling my sinuses with expanding foam... I'll show these allergies who's in charge.

Of driving me to the hospital.
by (James), 3 weeks, 6 days ago.
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Introspection sucks.
by (James), 1 month ago.
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Engaged in a philosophical debate on whether Jesus and Santa are the same person.
by (James), 1 month, 4 weeks ago.
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Just had a 12 year old tell me about the lunch drink specials. Child labor laws have nothing on Indiana.
by (James), 2 months ago.
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9 minutes until this project for work officially enters the "WE'LL DO IT LIVE, FUCK IT! DO IT LIVE!" phase.
by (James), 2 months, 1 week ago.
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Flying out to Indy tomorrow. Gonna slap decals on the rental car and take it for a few laps around the Speedway. This is totally gonna work.
by (James), 2 months, 2 weeks ago.
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"No, magic, and I don’t think so." Why can't all work email be this easy?
by (James), 2 months, 2 weeks ago.
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Burning MP3s to CD like it's 2001.
by (James), 3 months, 1 week ago.
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Goldman Sachs official response to SEC: "If you think it's fucked now, just wait. We have room for at least 4 more dicks in this thing."
by (James), 3 months, 3 weeks ago.
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I've accepted that, despite my socially acceptable demeanor, I'm pretty well fucked in the head.
by (James), 3 months, 3 weeks ago.
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Just bought 160 trillion dollars on eBay for $5.50. I'm gonna be R-I-C-H... just as soon as the Zimbabwe economy rebounds.
by (James), 4 months ago.
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Looking at old defects --
Bug: Application limits to weight 100 lbs. Should be 150 lbs.
Fix: Weight limit now 32786 lbs.
QA: Resolved.
by (James), 4 months, 2 weeks ago.
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Using a social network to demonstrate my antisocial tendencies through non-participation.
by (James), 5 months ago.
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BadGopher joined the group 1,000,000+ People Who Block People Who Join 1,000,000+ People Groups On Facebook.
by (James), 5 months, 2 weeks ago.
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More Kool Aid? #teapartypickuplines
by (James), 5 months, 3 weeks ago.
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And Repo Men wins the Oscar for most unorthodox use of a bar code scanner in a feature length film.
by (James), 5 months, 3 weeks ago.
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