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That parking job was more like parallel universe parking.
by (Mike Rastiello), 9 hours, 10 minutes ago.
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Calling your company "Complimentary Valet" and then charging $7 for mandatory valet on a lot the size of a football field is beyond douchey.
by (Mike Rastiello), 2 days, 3 hours ago.
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On Facebook, when someone says "I'm just sayin'" that's code for "I'm a giant douchebag who likes to sniff farts" right?
by (Mike Rastiello), 3 days, 3 hours ago.
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Ali actually brought home the tupperware from her lunch yesterday.

The parade is noon today, folks.
by (Mike Rastiello), 3 days, 13 hours ago.
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Accidental Icy-Hot balls.

Ouch.
by (Mike Rastiello), 3 days, 22 hours ago.
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Rhetorical question?
by (Mike Rastiello), 4 days, 13 hours ago.
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How upset am I that Tumblr is down? I'm loading Facebook, so I'm suicidal.
by (Mike Rastiello), 6 days, 12 hours ago.
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Wow. Mel Gibson sure is all over the news promoting his new movie.

When does that come out, anyway?
by (Mike Rastiello), 1 week, 2 days ago.
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Just jaywalked in front of a cop.

You can call me "Badass Mike" now.
by (Mike Rastiello), 1 week, 2 days ago.
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"Oh you're a pretty one."

What is "things I may or may not have said as I put together my new external hard drive case"?
by (Mike Rastiello), 1 week, 2 days ago.
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NEXT ON TLC: A SHOW FEATURING A FAMILY OF 19 MIDGETS WHO WEAR TIARAS AND BAKE CAKES AND THE FATHER IS AN ED HARDY DOUCHEBAG.
by (Mike Rastiello), 1 week, 4 days ago.
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Boobs.
by (Mike Rastiello), 2 weeks ago.
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""Double clicking links.""
by (Mike Rastiello), 2 weeks, 1 day ago.
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I don't care about Apple (or any) fanboys, it's the haters who annoy the shit out of me.
by (Mike Rastiello), 2 weeks, 1 day ago.
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Charging two prices for gas, cash and credit? Oh you better believe that's a paddling.
by (Mike Rastiello), 2 weeks, 2 days ago.
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What time does the soccer game start?
by (Mike Rastiello), 2 weeks, 5 days ago.
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Happiness is underpants fresh out of the dryer.
by (Mike Rastiello), 3 weeks ago.
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Wait, there's the A/C. It turns out that I am just terribly impatient.

Who knew?
by (Mike Rastiello), 3 weeks, 3 days ago.
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Power flicked off and on here at work and the A/C hasn't kicked back on yet. Look for headlines tomorrow about an area man who killed 12.
by (Mike Rastiello), 3 weeks, 3 days ago.
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Trying to buy new underpants online has turned into 10 minutes of looking at guy junk.
by (Mike Rastiello), 3 weeks, 4 days ago.
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