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I could have set a bomb off in that WalMart bathroom, but I didn't want to improve the condition & leave the staff nothing to do.
by (Papa CokeBear), 9 hours, 38 minutes ago.
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Happy birthdays today to Emmanuel Lewis, Bobby Fischer & my brother. Ironically the first 2 are more likely to read this- and Bobby is dead.
by (Papa CokeBear), 1 day, 19 hours ago.
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A 25yo Nigerian soccer player died of a heart attack during a game. His name was Endurance.
Is this:

a) tragedy;
b) irony; or
c) parody?
by (Papa CokeBear), 3 days, 3 hours ago.
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Feminism is for pussies.
by (Papa CokeBear), 6 days, 12 hours ago.
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Fun Fact: We make him use the name "Bublé" because Michael Titfuck isn't polite in mixed company.
by (Papa CokeBear), 1 week, 3 days ago.
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And now the Canadian men's hockey team will celebrate gold with a glass of wine, some chocolates, roses and a nice bubble bath.
by (Papa CokeBear), 1 week, 3 days ago.
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Gold medal presentation by Dick Pound. This is NOT a euphemism.
by (Papa CokeBear), 1 week, 4 days ago.
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My first thought every time I see the snowboarder named "Jasey-Jay" is that his parents MIGHT have smoked a little pot.
by (Papa CokeBear), 1 week, 4 days ago.
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A huge earthquake (8.3) has struck in Chile. Tsunami possible as well. Let's hope this isn't another Haiti.
by (Papa CokeBear), 1 week, 5 days ago.
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I'd like to "coach" the Swedish Women's Olympic Curling Team, if you know what I mean... nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more...
by (Papa CokeBear), 1 week, 5 days ago.
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The wife looked outside & said we had over a foot of snow, but it's actually about 6". This explains why she thinks I have a 9" dick.
by (Papa CokeBear), 1 week, 5 days ago.
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I'm having trouble believing a news story about a garment plant burning down in Bangladesh. It's that whole "pants on fire" thing.
by (Papa CokeBear), 1 week, 5 days ago.
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YAY! Gold medal for Canada in Women's Hockey. Congrats!
by (Papa CokeBear), 1 week, 6 days ago.
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Say "If it had a heart on, it would be a love grape" out loud.

Now you know why we're inappropriately laughing at our 5-year-old son.
by (Papa CokeBear), 2 weeks, 1 day ago.
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Dexter preps & eats breakfast items individually, & puts his shoes on before his shirt.

This bothers me more than the serial killer thing.
by (Papa CokeBear), 2 weeks, 3 days ago.
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I'm confused - what brand of deodorant/anti-perspirant is the best to apply to your bumpits?
by (Papa CokeBear), 2 weeks, 5 days ago.
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Actual band playing at a local tavern: "Rusty Zipper". I wonder if their opening act will be "Urinary Incontinence".
by (Papa CokeBear), 2 weeks, 5 days ago.
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Wait - is this a thought experiment called Schrödinger's Lightfoot?
by (Papa CokeBear), 2 weeks, 6 days ago.
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A goal scored by Nash assisted by Crosby? Canada needs a player named Stills. Hope we at least get a Crosby, Staal & Nash goal.
by (Papa CokeBear), 3 weeks, 1 day ago.
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GOLD MEDAL in Snowboard Cross for the girl from Vancouver... How awesome is THAT?
by (Papa CokeBear), 3 weeks, 1 day ago.
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