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He's a narcissist but I love me anyway.
by (Jimmithy), 1 hour, 16 minutes ago.
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@bailey Blind Moses washed his dishes in the Red See.
by (Jimmithy), 1 day, 3 hours ago.
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WANTED: Aspiring late-90s animated gif poet turned social media mercenary. Dead or alive or whatever.
by (Jimmithy), 5 days, 1 hour ago.
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I find it useful to stork up on bird jokes.
by (Jimmithy), 1 week ago.
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@gblakeman chromed pizza
by (Jimmithy), 1 week ago.
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@ange_black Fine, it's a moose puck. NOW do you see it?!
by (Jimmithy), 1 week ago.
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Now you can try to unsee the baseball too. http://twitpic.com/2kf75n
by (Jimmithy), 1 week, 1 day ago.
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Aww, no more Xeroxing the iPad for hardcopies. An era ends.
by (Jimmithy), 1 week, 1 day ago.
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Aisle ais an ainane word.
by (Jimmithy), 1 week, 2 days ago.
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I just got caught in the crossfire of a philosophical debate a gentleman was having with himself. There were no survivors.
by (Jimmithy), 1 week, 2 days ago.
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@everydaydude Bag of Cheetos Puffs and some wine. Jerk.
by (Jimmithy), 1 week, 3 days ago.
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Sinning.
by (Jimmithy), 1 week, 6 days ago.
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11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's burritos.
by (Jimmithy), 1 week, 6 days ago.
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@mayafish You drink mozzarella by the bucket too?!
by (Jimmithy), 1 week, 6 days ago.
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Squid in a Concorde, now that's an inkjet.
by (Jimmithy), 2 weeks ago.
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@Just_Alison Also, guh.
by (Jimmithy), 2 weeks, 1 day ago.
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@Just_Alison Whatever, always with the sementics.
by (Jimmithy), 2 weeks, 1 day ago.
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@sucittaM We'll just have to use ranch. Go get the horse.
by (Jimmithy), 2 weeks, 1 day ago.
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@DysFuncJunc Pita is a lovely name for a girl.
by (Jimmithy), 2 weeks, 1 day ago.
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@worldwarmike I hope you're sending this to everyone you met that night. Slut.
by (Jimmithy), 2 weeks, 1 day ago.
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