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Of all the districts, in all the states, in all the country, Eric Cantor (R-VA) had to douche into mine.
by (Richard Chiclets, Jr), 4 months, 1 week ago.
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Every time I use the word 'culpable' I think of Robert Culp, so I guess it's his fault.
by (Richard Chiclets, Jr), 4 months, 1 week ago.
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Geez, Sandra Bullock's tattooed, biker husband surprised everyone by behaving like a professional golfer.
by (Richard Chiclets, Jr), 4 months, 1 week ago.
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I heard that there is a new Jonas brother in the works. Request: make this one less Mark Knopler-esque.
by (Richard Chiclets, Jr), 4 months, 1 week ago.
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I have a shy bladder. But don't worry: my bowels are very outgoing.
by (Richard Chiclets, Jr), 4 months, 1 week ago.
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Is anyone else out there being chased round and round a tree by horny Benny Hill theme music? Just me? Oops, there go my pants again!
by (Richard Chiclets, Jr), 4 months, 2 weeks ago.
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Please RT RT @twoodwar: wonder if I can write something that will auto drop anyone who uses the phrase "please RT"
by (Richard Chiclets, Jr), 4 months, 3 weeks ago.
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I have a few free hours this afternoon. Does anybody have something they want me to livetweet?
by (Richard Chiclets, Jr), 4 months, 3 weeks ago.
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Tuesday is Hippy Sunday.
by (Richard Chiclets, Jr), 4 months, 3 weeks ago.
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Toasted coconut doughnut, I take thee as my unlawful, totally fattening second wife, to hold and to eat , from this day forward.
by (Richard Chiclets, Jr), 4 months, 3 weeks ago.
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Calling something modern is so outdated.
by (Richard Chiclets, Jr), 4 months, 4 weeks ago.
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You'd be sweatin' too if the oldies had a loaded gun to YOUR head, demanding you listen, dammit, listen to this horrible fucking song AGAIN!
by (Richard Chiclets, Jr), 4 months, 4 weeks ago.
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It's fine to let toddlers build our houses, but my God don't let them name any more streets. There are already way too many Poop Avenues.
by (Richard Chiclets, Jr), 5 months ago.
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Advances in genetic testing reveal that Marie is exactly 13% country. Donnie though contains no trace of rock-n-roll, but is 5% schnauzer.
by (Richard Chiclets, Jr), 5 months ago.
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Photo: I made an entry. http://tumblr.com/xu06udkk0
by (Richard Chiclets, Jr), 5 months ago.
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It's already February and I still haven't gotten my snow legs.
by (Richard Chiclets, Jr), 5 months ago.
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Every time I am online and click on the submit button, I have to bite down hard on my ball gag.
by (Richard Chiclets, Jr), 5 months ago.
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I loved that fettucini alfredo so much I'm going to have its baby. Fettucini Alfredo, Jr.
by (Richard Chiclets, Jr), 5 months ago.
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I just spilled the beans about the Frijoles Incident.
by (Richard Chiclets, Jr), 5 months ago.
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I could make a good argument that half a pie *is* , in fact, a *piece* of pie, but my mouth is too full of pie.
by (Richard Chiclets, Jr), 5 months, 1 week ago.
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