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I am envisioning myself in a bar with several servings of India Pale Ale in front of me. It truly is the pitcher of hoppiness.
by (jenfunkyjen), 6 months ago.
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@k2bf as much as this rhyming is fun, I have yet to see a true pun! Perhaps itd be best, if we gave it a rest and went back to English 101?
by (jenfunkyjen), 6 months ago.
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@k2bf your request for a pun-off is steep, as Im feeling a little offbeat. But if we must, ill readjust & sweep you right off of your feet.
by (jenfunkyjen), 6 months ago.
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I quit cold turkey. Mainly because I like warm turkey better.
by (jenfunkyjen), 6 months ago.
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8.5x11. Medium weight. Bright white. This is the stuff reams are made of.
by (jenfunkyjen), 6 months ago.
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Establishing myself as a regular at this bar is proving to be much easier than establishing myself as a regular at the gym.
by (jenfunkyjen), 6 months ago.
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I really don't know why Volkswagen hasn't come out with an "XYZ" model yet. Seems kind of like a natural progression to me.
by (jenfunkyjen), 6 months, 1 week ago.
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My friend who's an English teacher said she brought me a present and then showed up with nothing but this stupid tense!
by (jenfunkyjen), 6 months, 1 week ago.
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In honor of March 4th I will be giving everything I do 75% of my effort today.
by (jenfunkyjen), 6 months, 1 week ago.
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If you google the lyrics to a song called "I Want To Save You" at work, best make sure you don't type "I Want To Shave You" on accident.
by (jenfunkyjen), 6 months, 1 week ago.
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I honestly expected to be greeted with a round of applause after that rendition of Sweet Child of Mine I performed at the drivethru speaker.
by (jenfunkyjen), 6 months, 1 week ago.
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Another beautiful day, which means the beer in my trunk will be just barely cold enough to drink this morning!
by (jenfunkyjen), 6 months, 1 week ago.
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My local 7-11 cashiers refer to me as the crazy girl with no pants on. At least they dont call me the fat girl with no pants on. To my face.
by (jenfunkyjen), 6 months, 1 week ago.
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Good to see all these familiar faces in the conference room. Carla, Diane, Sam, Cliff, Norm. Oh wait. Im just pretending Im on Cheers again.
by (jenfunkyjen), 6 months, 1 week ago.
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Toothpaste and orange juice taste horrible together but I find that a few swigs of gin usually balances eveything out.
by (jenfunkyjen), 6 months, 1 week ago.
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@AlcoholicMan @drewmonge the bromance between you two is so epic it needs its own zip code.
by (jenfunkyjen), 6 months, 2 weeks ago.
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Two guys in my office have strikingly similar voices which makes it really confusing for me when I ignore them both at the same time.
by (jenfunkyjen), 6 months, 2 weeks ago.
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When people treat me like a giant eraser it really rubs me the wrong way.
by (jenfunkyjen), 6 months, 2 weeks ago.
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If they ever put a security camera over my workspace I would for sure get fired for sexually harrassing myself.
by (jenfunkyjen), 6 months, 2 weeks ago.
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Everyone at work is freaking out about the storm & getting home to their "kids" and "families". As if I don't have a 30 pack to get home to.
by (jenfunkyjen), 6 months, 2 weeks ago.
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