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Riding a motorcycle to Temple.

Shabbat shalom indeed!
by (D. E. Benson), 3 hours, 38 minutes ago.
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My Samsung Vibrant is sexy but useless. It's like getting a date with that hot girl at the coffee shop then realizing she's a fucking idiot.
by (D. E. Benson), 1 day, 2 hours ago.
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I'm sorry. I didn't mean to fart near you. I meant to fart at you.
by (D. E. Benson), 2 days, 8 hours ago.
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I <3 Katamari so fucking hard!
by (D. E. Benson), 2 days, 21 hours ago.
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Mosquito bites! On my face! I'll pretend they're nipples later. Fellas?
by (D. E. Benson), 2 days, 23 hours ago.
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Thanks to @phyllisstein I will never look at the WBC or wash my face the same way again.
by (D. E. Benson), 3 days, 5 hours ago.
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Down at the DA's office trying to sweet talk my way out of a ticket. Why couldn't I get a woman or at least a gay?
by (D. E. Benson), 4 days, 10 hours ago.
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Really? The water got shut off? I was almost positive the gas was next.
by (D. E. Benson), 4 days, 13 hours ago.
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Do not miss the sleep window.
by (D. E. Benson), 4 days, 18 hours ago.
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The tumbler is down! http://youtu.be/GUJhmSujU_E #tumblr
by (D. E. Benson), 6 days, 9 hours ago.
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OH: "Fuck Twitter!"
by (D. E. Benson), 1 week ago.
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Just got to @shawnashawna's house. Shooting some porn in the backyard by the fountain later. Much later.
by (D. E. Benson), 1 week ago.
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Teaching auto-correct "yo" has come back to bite me in the ass many times, yo!
by (D. E. Benson), 1 week, 2 days ago.
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So @lambvox just wished me happy birthday and dedicated Contractor to me. 36 is pretty fucking cool so far.
by (D. E. Benson), 1 week, 3 days ago.
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Christ on a fucking cracker! @vmarinelli got @elizabite and I VIP at Lamb Of God. HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TO ME, MOTHERFUCKERS! \m/
by (D. E. Benson), 1 week, 4 days ago.
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I'm here to tell you that @phyllisstein has NOT been brainwashed. It's just as filthy as ever.
by (D. E. Benson), 1 week, 5 days ago.
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Just in case you weren't aware, @vmarinelli is the shit. See you tomorrow @lambvox \m/
by (D. E. Benson), 1 week, 5 days ago.
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"So the jammer is the only one to score?" "If you're into that sort of thing."
by (D. E. Benson), 1 week, 6 days ago.
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I'm at Roller Derby. Roller. Fucking. Derby.
by (D. E. Benson), 1 week, 6 days ago.
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The lead jammer has the right to call off the jam at her discretion. The more you know.
by (D. E. Benson), 1 week, 6 days ago.
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