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When someone uses 'diarrhea of the mouth', I don't think they really remember the last time they had diarrhea.
by (Matthew), 24 minutes ago.
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Redis shouldn't bother with bold-on sharding. It will suck and redis already has feature-itis. Stick to your strengths. (cc: @antirez)
by (James Golick), 25 minutes ago.
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@PolarBearFarm @majicDave @nzkoz are we planning to hold it outdoors? #confused
by (Rowan Simpson), 27 minutes ago.
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Launch quickly and iterate often is how things should be done from now on. Otherwise we're all just wasting time and resources.
by (Greg Storey), 30 minutes ago.
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@texburgher I call it Favstar.
by (Brian Bolter), 38 minutes ago.
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was just looking for something and opened my toolbox. there are a bunch of legos in there and not much else. um, ya. #notanadult
by (Sam Breed), 52 minutes ago.
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The theme is vampires but I'm going as the quivering damsel. This concludes today's episode of Freud 101. Tomorrow: The Cigar Who Loved Me.
by (Melissa), 54 minutes ago.
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Great idea for big cities: bathroom stores.
by (Bailey Siewert), 1 hour, 29 minutes ago.
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I want beer. All of the beer in the whole wide world. All of it! ALL OF ITTTTTTT!
by (Sarah), 1 hour, 32 minutes ago.
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Riding a motorcycle to Temple.

Shabbat shalom indeed!
by (D. E. Benson), 1 hour, 40 minutes ago.
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When a product claims to take your experience "to the next level," I just assume they're talking about hell.
by (SeoulBrother), 1 hour, 54 minutes ago.
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I started catching up on my political news, but then I saw something about a Weiner Rangel and skipped ahead to sports.
by (Wade), 1 hour, 57 minutes ago.
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I have to stop masturbating in the shower for a while because I'm pretty sure my bathtub is ovulating.
by (Josh Donoghue), 1 hour, 57 minutes ago.
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If only my employer knew I'd be happy about receiving my wages in wine. Don't quote me on that though. I'm just drunk at work.
by (Crackbarbie), 2 hours, 8 minutes ago.
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But seriously, I tuck my pinky under the iPhone when I hold it and the dock hole is sharp.

Class-action lawsuit? http://yfrog.com/2dw4hoj
by (jimk), 2 hours, 9 minutes ago.
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There is a glass of simple syrup in my fridge. Technically it's for cocktails but I'll probably end up chugging it anyway.
by (Chris Aucutt), 2 hours, 18 minutes ago.
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Sorry. I realize that was pretty thin camouflage for a second bumper joke, but my lawyers assured me it was a perfectly reasonable response.
by (Geoff Barnes), 2 hours, 28 minutes ago.
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Yes ma'am. I'll hang my head in shame after I've hung my testicles in this iced coffee.

My dignity takes a back seat when battling the heat
by (Jonathan), 2 hours, 35 minutes ago.
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It looks like Tampa Bay plays their games inside a deserted Sam's Club.
by (John Gruber), 2 hours, 37 minutes ago.
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I don't see how a dinky little bumper can prevent harm from coming to my iPhone or my family ever again.

I demand a press conference.
by (Geoff Barnes), 2 hours, 38 minutes ago.
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