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Until now.
by (matt), 1 hour, 45 minutes ago.
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You still pay for a cell phone? In Bed-Stuy we use courier pigeons instead. If you see me clapping on a rooftop, I'm checking my voicemail.
by (Simon Goetz), 1 hour, 51 minutes ago.
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I see you're looking at the Aston Martin. You have fine taste. Perhaps I can interest you in a reheated Big Mac. -Facebook as a Car Salesman
by (luckyshirt), 2 hours, 10 minutes ago.
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♪ Bourbon in my slushie ♪
by (Jason Sweeney), 2 hours, 13 minutes ago.
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There is a definite hierarchy in the hotel minibar and I've gone into the cognac. God help us all.
by (Amy Jane Gruber), 2 hours, 34 minutes ago.
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I wanted to refer back to a story I wrote but I can't remember which website I left it on.
by (kfan), 2 hours, 46 minutes ago.
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Lots of differences between the US and the UK but drunken skanks walking home from the bars while carrying their shoes are pretty universal.
by (Amy Jane Gruber), 3 hours, 10 minutes ago.
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@rsa Our fans shall be called The Squab Mob.
by (Bailey Siewert), 3 hours, 29 minutes ago.
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Yeah, so, @bailey and I forming a band called "The Pigeon Collision."
by (Robert S Andersen), 3 hours, 31 minutes ago.
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Just realized it was the black friend from Swingers. I couldn't point to Vietnam on a map but I know that.
by (Stephen Falk), 3 hours, 39 minutes ago.
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At what age should you tell kids that you'd totally fuck their dad?
by (Alison Agosti), 3 hours, 55 minutes ago.
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Germans have words for feelings we only describe in English. Like the one you get when you're not in preschool, but not quite in 1st grade.
by (Julieanne Smolinski), 4 hours, 12 minutes ago.
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Vox is closing, but the memories of the week on livejournal in 2006 we all spent predicting its early demise will live forever.
by (kfan), 4 hours, 15 minutes ago.
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What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxicabs. *ba dum bum* //awful punchlines inspired by @theincidentapp
by (Josh Clark), 4 hours, 16 minutes ago.
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CSS Tip: If you plan to use <sub> or <sup> in your site, add this to your style sheet for pleasing text alignment: sub, sup {line-height:1;}
by (Eric E. Anderson), 4 hours, 45 minutes ago.
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I know when I think "computer tech support", I think "Florence Henderson" - http://www.flohclub.com/
by (Jeff Chausse), 4 hours, 48 minutes ago.
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If one woman can produce a baby in nine months, then 1,166,400 women can produce a baby in 20 seconds flat.
by (Arch Stanton), 5 hours, 4 minutes ago.
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French horn rimmed glasses.
by (A. Koford), 5 hours, 8 minutes ago.
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Shoe Store Guy says I am a "Bigger Girl". He said "no offense" first, so I didn't take any. His head looks awesome mounted above our mantle.
by (I am not telling), 5 hours, 19 minutes ago.
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I can fist-bump 20 bros in 20 seconds frat.
by (kellydeal), 5 hours, 30 minutes ago.
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