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Old Jews Telling Jokes: The 10 Best Jokes of 2009. I love this site. http://j.mp/c4TZGw
by (Roger Ebert), 1 hour, 2 minutes ago.
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I just saw a six year old Puerto Rican boy who had almost a full mustache.
by (Jodi Faye Bullock), 1 hour, 16 minutes ago.
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If you're very quiet, you can hear the sad trombone after the phrase "Also showing in 2D".
by (Jason Sweeney), 2 hours, 11 minutes ago.
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If you're the CLEAR market leader, you want MORE competitors, not less. More companies splitting the same remaining dollars.
by (Wil Shipley), 2 hours, 13 minutes ago.
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@gruber Best way around to dispose of a human body!
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Uh, so I've heard.
by (Mark Dagon Hughes), 2 hours, 16 minutes ago.
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I'm feeling politely confrontational. Would anyone care for a piece of me?
by (A. Koford), 2 hours, 28 minutes ago.
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Snow's starting to melt. Soon I'll have to rake the leaves from last fall and do something with the dead panda. I told the kids he ran away.
by (Joshua Allen), 2 hours, 29 minutes ago.
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Holy shit @badbanana is so freaking funny!!!
by (ginavergel), 2 hours, 44 minutes ago.
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Still haven't heard about a sticky gas pedal on Hummer limos.
by (Brian Bolter), 2 hours, 45 minutes ago.
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I'm not sure I want to live in a world where my Congressman can't surprise me with bunches and bunches of tickles.
by (Tim Siedell), 2 hours, 47 minutes ago.
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Sometimes I think the moon is really the earth in the future and it's there to scare us but we're not scared. We are so stupid.
by (kelly oxford), 3 hours ago.
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the internal "what camera(s) should i bring" debate begins.
by (heather champ), 3 hours, 7 minutes ago.
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As Twitter improves website, app makers push tweets in other directions http://bit.ly/bin4ek
by (Mark Milian), 3 hours, 8 minutes ago.
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"Does he look like a dolly?" #pulpchildrensfiction
by (Sam Hey), 3 hours, 12 minutes ago.
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That time @benmarvin and @natters1210 were supposed to stay at @nick's apartment but slept in a grocery store parking lot in NJ instead.
by (Serious Business!), 3 hours, 12 minutes ago.
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I'm guessing all these Runaway Toyotas probably just needed time and space to escape the pressures of their upcoming weddings.
by (Jason Permenter), 3 hours, 12 minutes ago.
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I'm convinced that Radio Shack must be a front for a nefarious drug smuggling or money laundering operation. No way that's a real business.
by (Jon Deal), 3 hours, 15 minutes ago.
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Guys...I may have just found my dream apartment. I mean, my dreams will fit into 250 sq ft, right?
by (Jeff), 3 hours, 23 minutes ago.
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@scottsimpson Now you've just got to TP @lonelysandwich's house after he uninvites you to his Quinceanera. It makes the feud official.
by (Alison Agosti), 3 hours, 24 minutes ago.
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Some people shouldn't have talk holes. Lucky for us, most of them were rounded up and relegated to AM frequency bands in the early '90s.
by (Jess), 3 hours, 30 minutes ago.
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