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The theme is vampires but I'm going as the quivering damsel. This concludes today's episode of Freud 101. Tomorrow: The Cigar Who Loved Me.
by (Melissa), 1 hour, 43 minutes ago.
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I want beer. All of the beer in the whole wide world. All of it! ALL OF ITTTTTTT!
by (Sarah), 2 hours, 21 minutes ago.
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Riding a motorcycle to Temple.

Shabbat shalom indeed!
by (D. E. Benson), 2 hours, 29 minutes ago.
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If only my employer knew I'd be happy about receiving my wages in wine. Don't quote me on that though. I'm just drunk at work.
by (Crackbarbie), 2 hours, 56 minutes ago.
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There is a glass of simple syrup in my fridge. Technically it's for cocktails but I'll probably end up chugging it anyway.
by (Chris Aucutt), 3 hours, 7 minutes ago.
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My cab driver uses his blinkers when changing lanes. Is this real life??
by (Yodel T. Machine), 3 hours, 30 minutes ago.
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Hmm, repeatedly clicking on various email messages in my inbox is not making them disappear. Well, might as well go home—I tried!
by (Scott Simpson), 3 hours, 37 minutes ago.
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There are grievous branding errors, and then there is Dressbarn.
by (Linda ), 3 hours, 41 minutes ago.
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Oh no I can't believe I missed your call when I declined it because I was playing Bejeweled.
by (Robin McCauley), 3 hours, 42 minutes ago.
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Apparently this is not a karaoke bar, but a daycare. I've been asked to stop singing and told that I have a right to remain silent.
by (Doctor Zaius), 4 hours, 19 minutes ago.
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Reuben McGriddle is my nom nom de plume.
by (Sam Hey), 4 hours, 49 minutes ago.
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I don't understand the term "social graph".
by (John Gruber), 5 hours, 8 minutes ago.
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Ever leave your phone at your desk and end up reading your wallet in the restroom? Ever tweet about it? Ever hope my boss doesn't see this?
by (Adam Isacson), 5 hours, 8 minutes ago.
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"Do me a favor. Give your dog's feet a whiff when you get home." --coworker
by (Erica Minton), 5 hours, 41 minutes ago.
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♫ ♪ Lord, I was born a NAMBLA man.
Tryin' to get some loving and doing the worst I can. ♪ ♫
by (Doctor Zaius), 5 hours, 42 minutes ago.
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i've been following @kanyewest for approximately 20 minutes now and i'm already EXHAUSTED
by (lauren ashley bishop), 6 hours, 10 minutes ago.
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The karaoke lyric prompter was broken, and everyone seemed appalled that I don't know all the words to "I Want To Hold Your Ham".
by (Doctor Zaius), 6 hours, 34 minutes ago.
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NSFW (acronym) • Internet slang meaning "Use your iPhone".
by (Arch Stanton), 6 hours, 55 minutes ago.
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So, when are hipsters going to try to bring back paying by checks?
by (Bailey Siewert), 7 hours, 13 minutes ago.
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I wear either a large or an extra large, depending on how much I've cried that day.
by (Adam Lisagor), 7 hours, 47 minutes ago.
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