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If I were redesigning the bazooka I would make it look like a cat. People would be all, "That's a big, fucking cat," and then POW!
by (Trelvix), 45 minutes ago.
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@Just_Alison @daveshumka My God. She's right. Unstar.
by (Polythene Spam), 57 minutes ago.
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The cat wears my bras better than I do. FML.
by (Kirsten's Desk), 1 hour, 5 minutes ago.
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This episode of "Golden Girls" actually says Betty White is 55. Man, that hairstyle really fooled me. I thought no younger than 1,000.
by (Camille), 1 hour, 7 minutes ago.
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Oregon is the Amazon Prime of states. When a thing says it costs $29.99, check this out - you pay $29.99!
by (Neven Mrgan), 1 hour, 9 minutes ago.
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The most interesting thing about the Guggenheim is that it was built in only ONE WEEK by pigeons crapping on an old bed spring.
by (Nick Alias Plemur), 1 hour, 11 minutes ago.
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Saved By The Bell was The Monkees 90210.
by (David S.), 1 hour, 13 minutes ago.
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Maybe a rave tent filled with shaving cream wasn't the best idea for the Epileptics' fundraiser after all.
by (Shari Vanderwerf), 1 hour, 14 minutes ago.
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"A thousand shots of Debbie Harry's poon don't just vanish from the Internet overnight. No. Uh-uh. Somebody had to gone and done something."
by (JTD), 1 hour, 14 minutes ago.
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White people will never not sing the bum bum bum's in 'Sweet Caroline'.
by (ruthakers), 1 hour, 15 minutes ago.
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My GPS is kind of a bitch.
by (Theresa), 1 hour, 19 minutes ago.
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Guy: you know raspberries & blueberries are highest in anti-oxidants?

Me: nods head

Dude: ok, I'm not going to talk to you anymore
by (~SUMMER~), 1 hour, 24 minutes ago.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: The "do the dog face" scene in "Bolt" is some of the best character animation I've ever seen.
by (Jeffery Harrell), 1 hour, 25 minutes ago.
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It's sad that we've resorted to naming our hurricanes after dudes in Dixie Chicks' songs.
by (Finn Kankainen), 1 hour, 29 minutes ago.
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"Oh, blow me", said the tissue.
by (notorious d.e.b.), 1 hour, 31 minutes ago.
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I bet peeping toms see a lot more nose picking than they bargain for.
by (Josh Hara), 1 hour, 35 minutes ago.
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Mommy needs a coma
by (Danielle), 1 hour, 44 minutes ago.
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14yo: "Some people quote presidents. Some people quote prophets. Our family quotes comedians and Arrested Development."
by (Jerilyn Hassell Pool), 1 hour, 56 minutes ago.
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The wise man also says that the crime rate is very low. Probably explains why random women are walking around solo at 4am. Or maybe not...
by (Chamillionaire), 1 hour, 57 minutes ago.
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#ff @BettyLies she is phenomenal. I bet her husband is handcuffed with a gag shoved in his mouth in the attic of her house.
by (zig zagler), 1 hour, 57 minutes ago.
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