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@Just_Alison @daveshumka My God. She's right. Unstar.
by (Polythene Spam), 17 minutes ago.
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Oregon is the Amazon Prime of states. When a thing says it costs $29.99, check this out - you pay $29.99!
by (Neven Mrgan), 30 minutes ago.
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"A thousand shots of Debbie Harry's poon don't just vanish from the Internet overnight. No. Uh-uh. Somebody had to gone and done something."
by (JTD), 35 minutes ago.
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White people will never not sing the bum bum bum's in 'Sweet Caroline'.
by (ruthakers), 35 minutes ago.
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My GPS is kind of a bitch.
by (Theresa), 40 minutes ago.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: The "do the dog face" scene in "Bolt" is some of the best character animation I've ever seen.
by (Jeffery Harrell), 46 minutes ago.
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I bet peeping toms see a lot more nose picking than they bargain for.
by (Josh Hara), 56 minutes ago.
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Mommy needs a coma
by (Danielle), 1 hour, 4 minutes ago.
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14yo: "Some people quote presidents. Some people quote prophets. Our family quotes comedians and Arrested Development."
by (Jerilyn Hassell Pool), 1 hour, 17 minutes ago.
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The wise man also says that the crime rate is very low. Probably explains why random women are walking around solo at 4am. Or maybe not...
by (Chamillionaire), 1 hour, 17 minutes ago.
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I may not seem very lovable to you, but I have incontrovertible evidence that kittens and baby bunnies and very tiny horses like me.
by (Trixie Longboots), 1 hour, 28 minutes ago.
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Teach a fish to pitch, he'll throw behind the batter. Batter goes well with fish. Unless it's a glass of water.
by (Mark Danielson), 1 hour, 31 minutes ago.
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I hate getting needles. Not least because in a hay stack, they always play hard to get.
by (designertalks), 1 hour, 32 minutes ago.
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After the apocalypse, when we have to survive on cans of cat food, I'll be totally fine. Really. I might add a dash of salt. Mmmm.
by (Neven Mrgan), 1 hour, 33 minutes ago.
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Dear Patrick Swayze, please stop making it cold in here. Thanks!
by (Ryan_Duncan), 1 hour, 38 minutes ago.
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Most Canadians are left handed. #MenaceFromTheNorth
by (El Beard), 1 hour, 52 minutes ago.
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I need lots of high 5's.
by (jenny ), 1 hour, 53 minutes ago.
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My Glenn Beck Halloween costume will be easy.
All I need to do is put eye holes in a douche bag.
by (Feengrangle Qualis), 1 hour, 54 minutes ago.
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@timhaines Yeah, I'd say it's isolated. Went for a look around the area I live and you'd have no idea an earthquake even happened.
by (Sam Symons), 2 hours, 1 minute ago.
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From your mouth to God's ears. Then into your ass. Then into God's mouth. Etc, etc...
by (Jason Mustian ), 2 hours, 7 minutes ago.
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