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starting a late night of coding, w/ peanut butter wolf's epic 666 mix to get me through it all: http://bit.ly/bxFf18
by (zach lieberman), 1 hour, 14 minutes ago.
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C'mere mamacita, put down that Fixodent and let the doctor teach you the Gimpy Pelican.
by (Sam Hey), 1 hour, 16 minutes ago.
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@KuraFire you, metrosexual? really?
by (Christian Heilmann), 1 hour, 16 minutes ago.
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Sorry, I stand corrected. I'm FIXIN' to leave. Wanted to let ALL Y'ALL know that. (thank you, @pmonks @garrettwinder)
by (Kristina Halvorson), 1 hour, 18 minutes ago.
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Cool video via @zefrank http://bit.ly/9JeM6P
by (Bre Pettis), 1 hour, 25 minutes ago.
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I just saw a six year old Puerto Rican boy who had almost a full mustache.
by (Jodi Faye Bullock), 1 hour, 26 minutes ago.
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If a tree falls at the Garden Center and nobody's around to hear, it's best to just walk to the exit and leave immediately.
by (David R Jennings), 1 hour, 47 minutes ago.
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I skipped a baby shower today but still have a migraine & abdominal discomfort. Are there other sources of migraine & abdominal discomfort?
by (Trixie Longboots), 1 hour, 49 minutes ago.
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Gotta love a novel that starts with the sentence: "America, said Horace, the office temp, was a run-down and demented pimp." (-Lipsyte)
by , 1 hour, 51 minutes ago.
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Sorry, @theresa_lauren. I can't help but feel partially responsible for that. (My spirit animal IS rabies.)
by (Remiel), 1 hour, 52 minutes ago.
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This buffet offers a smorgasbord of painful diarrheas.
by (angela black), 1 hour, 57 minutes ago.
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Annnnnd not meant for public Twitter consumption. Yay TMI!
by (Ernie Hsiung), 1 hour, 59 minutes ago.
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My flight is an 8:55 out of San Jose tomorrow. Decided to get a hotel room near there to not wake up early.
by (Ernie Hsiung), 1 hour, 59 minutes ago.
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“Cardiac paddles…? You didn't bring a lovometer?
Wait a minute. Are you from the heart lab or the <3 lab?”

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by (state your name), 2 hours, 1 minute ago.
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They Might Be Giants.

I might be drunk.
by (Befralee MehGraw), 2 hours, 2 minutes ago.
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http://twitpic.com/17ubbv - Look what came in the mail today!
by (califmom), 2 hours, 3 minutes ago.
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I have a perpetual headache that can only be cured by perpetual sex.
by (Thaozilla), 2 hours, 8 minutes ago.
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I should never have let them talk me into that second drink and why is there all this gum under the table?
by (Nicky 36), 2 hours, 9 minutes ago.
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@lefauxfrog Typo? Dang it. I guess that's what happens when you entrust your coding needs to a dyslexic sparrow.
by (codeSparrow), 2 hours, 9 minutes ago.
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I love thunderstorms, but Mr. T-Storm? Could u wait til my kids are asleep before you unleash your fury? They're sorta freakin out. KTHXBAI
by (Meleah), 2 hours, 12 minutes ago.
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