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One day I'm going to accidentally commit the hack I use to mute the volume in this music game and there's going to be a lot of sad teenagers
by (Guy English), 2 hours, 45 minutes ago.
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Problem isn't some ignorant redneck burning a book. Problem is rewarding his stupidity with attention.
by (Tim Bray), 3 hours, 6 minutes ago.
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Man, some of you people give out more stars in a day than my third grade teacher Mrs. Nussbaum handed out during the entire Holocaust.
by (matt), 4 hours, 2 minutes ago.
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Not being religious is a tremendous time-saver.
by (Andy Borowitz), 5 hours, 3 minutes ago.
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How would I describe @Mike_FTW? He's a happy-go-lucky fisherman who spends his day casting a line into the depths to see who will bite.
by (Heather Champ), 6 hours, 11 minutes ago.
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"That guy totally looks like a shorter, fatter @seoulbrother!"

"Yeah. Seoulbrother Nano."

It worked because we were in an Apple store.
by (Amy Jane Gruber), 6 hours, 33 minutes ago.
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"My jacket is a little bit weird, it was trying to kidding me."
by ( Preschool Gems), 8 hours, 19 minutes ago.
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I think I’m going to start a kickstarter.com campaign to buy @mikeash a puppy.
by (Jonathan Wight), 10 hours, 56 minutes ago.
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OmniFocus 1.8 for Mac is now available, with numerous updates to improve the user interface, workflow, and reliability: http://bit.ly/ofm18a
by (Ken Case), 11 hours, 8 minutes ago.
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Whatever that was, it didn't fall off this cupcake.
by (Andre Torrez), 13 hours, 55 minutes ago.
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Will you get 10 minutes of #invoice fame? New blog post w/ samples & what we're up to: http://j.mp/bFzy2q Thx, internets!
by (thinkgeek), 15 hours, 34 minutes ago.
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I'm more of a chapstick lesbian.
by (Alison Agosti), 15 hours, 56 minutes ago.
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Just opened FlightControl for the first time in months and my high score has been reset to 7. It's as if all that time playing was a waste.
by (Phil Gyford), 16 hours, 21 minutes ago.
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@Mike_FTW @anildash your momma is so fat 3% of all servers at Chili's are dedicated to serving racks of ribs to her.
by (Matt Haughey), 17 hours, 6 minutes ago.
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"Let a million data structures bloom..." - my thoughts on Tom Coates' 'semantic web must die' slide http://bit.ly/9igDep #linkeddata #ddj
by (Martin Belam), 20 hours, 5 minutes ago.
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Filling in the Future of RDF Standards questionnaire. http://bit.ly/caBoOB #rdf #semanticweb #linkeddata
by (Leigh Dodds), 20 hours, 12 minutes ago.
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Check this video out -- crazy huge back zit gets popped http://t.co/sLdKuBq via @youtube My day is finally ending, and I leave you with this
by (Hallie Elizabeth), 22 hours, 56 minutes ago.
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@jack random things is hardly what I'd call yelling your real name. JD!!
by (brian pokorny), 1 day ago.
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@Mike_FTW your mom is such a ho she actually has friends on Game Center.
by (Anil Dash), 1 day, 1 hour ago.
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OH: "Back in my early 20's, I used to go out 8 or 9 times a week"
by (Chelsa Skees), 1 day, 5 hours ago.
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