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Ironic how some groups who benefit most from the 1st Amendment are the most intolerant of their fellow beneficiaries.
by (Todd Dominey), 4 hours, 32 minutes ago.
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@scottboms slow-motion high fives, I think.

No, I can't explain why I picture us wearing flannel shirts.
by (Lizzy), 4 hours, 46 minutes ago.
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Watching a Japanese movie with Japanese actors playing Russians dubbed in Russian.
by (Peter Richardson), 5 hours, 11 minutes ago.
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"No I really don't think I can get into yet another Housewives seaso—oh alright fine."
by (Dan Cederholm), 5 hours, 23 minutes ago.
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If you had four bugs and then you fixed one bug, how many bugs would you have?

No, you'd have a totally indeterminate number of bugs.
by (Guy English), 5 hours, 38 minutes ago.
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Nobody is gonna treat you as good as I do, pot sticker.
by (Lainey), 5 hours, 40 minutes ago.
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I wish my sex face was more reminiscent of my "Tori Amos playing air piano" face, but it's actually just like my "angry John McCain" face.
by (Jess), 5 hours, 52 minutes ago.
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At long last, our national nightmare of having nothing to do on Sundays is over.
by (Paul Kafasis), 5 hours, 52 minutes ago.
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Important thing I learned today: If you try to see how far back you can stand while using a urinal they will take away your library card.
by (matt), 5 hours, 52 minutes ago.
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My husband just scolded the cats and is it wrong that I'm a little turned on?
by (Beth), 6 hours, 4 minutes ago.
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If we required the same level of evidence to act on climate change as we did for invading the Middle East, we wouldn't need the Middle East.
by (Sean Hussey), 6 hours, 19 minutes ago.
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60% of the time it works every time.
by (Russ Unger), 6 hours, 31 minutes ago.
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For me, there's nothing more sexy than a woman with a sense of humor and also a million dollars.
by (Eric Hoss), 6 hours, 36 minutes ago.
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Seriously, Dick, it's almost fun watching you try to bareback the Tea Party. You kids deserve each other.
by (David Sleight), 6 hours, 38 minutes ago.
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Try as I might, I just can't get myself to like Twitter for iPad. Feels like it's being different for the sake of difference.
by (Justin Williams), 6 hours, 47 minutes ago.
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"No true christian" is what you say when you're trying to redefine your religion to be what you really really wish it were.
by (Stephanie), 7 hours, 3 minutes ago.
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Lady you dropped your corn.
by (Bailey Siewert), 7 hours, 45 minutes ago.
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"What kind of wine is this?"
"It has a green label."
Sommelier!
by (Lizzy), 8 hours, 17 minutes ago.
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The quran burning cancellation will be much more dramatic when Wilford Brimley makes the decision in the film version.
by (The Night Stalker), 8 hours, 24 minutes ago.
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"More cilantro, Tobias!!!" (Things Hitler Never Said)
by (Dan Cronin), 8 hours, 35 minutes ago.
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