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I don't think it's fair to call us attention whores.

Whores, after all, actually get paid.
by (JerryThomas), 7 hours, 21 minutes ago.
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Having two kitties galloping down the hall to greet me at the door makes it all better.
by (kate), 7 hours, 41 minutes ago.
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Video: 100 Cats Let Loose In Ikea http://b5m.cc/aeqq
by (BridgetCallahan), 7 hours, 47 minutes ago.
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So, that guy was going to burn Korans on Sat., which means he's already got them, right? He should donate them to libraries.
by (Steve Thomas), 7 hours, 53 minutes ago.
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SCHEDULE CHANGE: BINGO NIGHT IS BACK ON FOR SATURDAY AT THE DOVE WORLD OUTREACH CENTER. BRING A HOT DISH.
by (Promoted Tweet), 8 hours, 23 minutes ago.
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It's all fun and games until someone burns the dhal. #damn
by (Marie), 8 hours, 26 minutes ago.
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My name is Lisa. I'm a grown-ass woman, and I love baby otters. http://ow.ly/2BXJ1 #noapologies
by (Lisa McIntire), 9 hours, 31 minutes ago.
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I'm so spoiled that even I can't stand me! #egotisticalbitch
by (Gisela Francisco), 10 hours, 4 minutes ago.
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I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to get more Twitter followers.
by (Louis Peitzman), 10 hours, 8 minutes ago.
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Stop! The nap you take may be your own.
by (colson whitehead), 10 hours, 9 minutes ago.
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Will 30 MB of Flash files blow up a yahoo mailbox? Let's find out!
by (Kristi Chadwick), 10 hours, 13 minutes ago.
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Why do some people believe that in order to protest religious extremism one must commit acts of religious extremism?
by (pcsweeney), 11 hours, 8 minutes ago.
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You all realize if the democrats lose the house we're all gonna get fucked by a big orange Boehner, right?
by (Smiley Von dooby III), 11 hours, 32 minutes ago.
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Burning a Quran is contrary to our values—this country was built on the notions of religious freedom and tolerance.
by (Barack Obama), 11 hours, 44 minutes ago.
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This is not a list. It's a..."Collection of Awesome." http://bit.ly/bnUIzP cc: @babbleeditors ;)
by (Aimee Giese), 11 hours, 47 minutes ago.
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It is rude to do it solely for the lulz.
by (Fake e-Etiquette), 11 hours, 53 minutes ago.
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Fashion Report!

This fall is going to be plaid like a motherfucker.
by (Phineas), 11 hours, 58 minutes ago.
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Let's give a round of applause for everyone around the world who has the clap
by (Smiley Von dooby III), 13 hours, 4 minutes ago.
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The typos are winning to day. I was trying to type "sucking at it." and I accidently typed "sucking a tit."
by (lilpyrogirl), 14 hours, 2 minutes ago.
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Nice. The coffee pot noises are being blamed on me. "Mommy burped. Oh! Mommy tooted."
by (Lizz B), 14 hours, 16 minutes ago.
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