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Oregon is the Amazon Prime of states. When a thing says it costs $29.99, check this out - you pay $29.99!
by (Neven Mrgan), 12 minutes ago.
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"A thousand shots of Debbie Harry's poon don't just vanish from the Internet overnight. No. Uh-uh. Somebody had to gone and done something."
by (JTD), 18 minutes ago.
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White people will never not sing the bum bum bum's in 'Sweet Caroline'.
by (ruthakers), 18 minutes ago.
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My senses are so good I don't need a divining rod to find beer at the Minnesota State Fair.
by (Joel Ingersoll), 22 minutes ago.
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My GPS is kind of a bitch.
by (Theresa), 23 minutes ago.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: The "do the dog face" scene in "Bolt" is some of the best character animation I've ever seen.
by (Jeffery Harrell), 29 minutes ago.
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I'll party like it's whatever goddamn year I want. And get off my lawn.
by (notorious d.e.b.), 30 minutes ago.
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I bet peeping toms see a lot more nose picking than they bargain for.
by (Josh Hara), 39 minutes ago.
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Earl? Pfft. Even the name sounds like someone who would come up short.
by (Dilligaf), 47 minutes ago.
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I tried to be a workaholic but workahol tastes like shit.
by (donni), 50 minutes ago.
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I worked in a store called Anger. I left because they had such poor management.
by (Funnyshit), 53 minutes ago.
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I used to have a great job as a bullet, but then I got fired.
by (Funnyshit), 59 minutes ago.
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14yo: "Some people quote presidents. Some people quote prophets. Our family quotes comedians and Arrested Development."
by (Jerilyn Hassell Pool), 1 hour ago.
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Who's Earl?
by ( Jen), 1 hour, 14 minutes ago.
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I need lots of high 5's.
by (jenny ), 1 hour, 36 minutes ago.
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My Glenn Beck Halloween costume will be easy.
All I need to do is put eye holes in a douche bag.
by (Feengrangle Qualis), 1 hour, 37 minutes ago.
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I'm pretty sure anyone who giggles about Marmaduke doesn't get marma-laid.
by (spacemanfoo), 1 hour, 41 minutes ago.
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From your mouth to God's ears. Then into your ass. Then into God's mouth. Etc, etc...
by (Jason Mustian ), 1 hour, 50 minutes ago.
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How many roofies do I slip in a pizza, you know ... if the pizza's playing hard to get?
by (Josh Donoghue), 1 hour, 50 minutes ago.
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My parents are "dancing". It looks like they're being attacked by bees.
by (Aimee B), 1 hour, 57 minutes ago.
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