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I was just asking myself when was the last time I treated myself to Chili's Too?
by (Erica Minton), 1 week, 3 days ago.
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Damn!! I had a big bowl of scenery right in front of me and then Alfred Molina walked in!
by (Pat Francis), 2 weeks, 3 days ago.
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I DON'T KNOW HR LADY HOW MANY MOUNTAIN DEWS HAVE I DRANKENED
by (matt), 2 weeks, 4 days ago.
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"and the lady will have the Double Down"
by (matt), 3 weeks ago.
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I just want to be popular enough for Calvin to pee on me.
by (luckyshirt), 3 weeks ago.
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I love coffee! I love salt! I should've thought that one through!
by (Bailey Siewert), 3 weeks, 1 day ago.
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Ever stumble across free food before everyone else in the office and shovel it into your mouth before you even have a chance to identify it?
by (Erik Price), 3 weeks, 1 day ago.
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Where does the woman covered in boils go when she's not at Wal-Mart?
by (Greg Knauss), 3 weeks, 2 days ago.
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These are not the droids I'm looking for? WELL EXCUSE ME, OBI-WAN KEN-KNOW-IT-ALL.
by (Aimee B), 3 weeks, 5 days ago.
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Damn any celebs trying to get in trouble for saying racist stuff, step your game up. MEL GIBSON IS KILLING IT RIGHT NOW!
by (Aziz Ansari), 4 weeks, 1 day ago.
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Quick! Codpiece me! Time to show these motherfuckers that WE CAN DANCE!
by (SeoulBrother), 1 month ago.
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Ugh, everyone and everything, am I right you guys?
by (kfan), 1 month ago.
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Apathetic Vodka Boner.
by (LaDawn Driscoll), 1 month ago.
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I can't decide which Marc Wallenberg movie I like better: Boogie Times or The Wonderful Storm.
by (John Moe), 1 month ago.
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"I wonder if that cloud looks like my mom." -Orphan who sucks at playing the cloud game
by (Bob Powers), 1 month ago.
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Ladies, doctors. Doctors, ladies. Doctors, gentlemen. Gentlemen, ladies. Gentlemen, doctors. Ladies, gentlemen. Doctors. Gentlemen. Ladies?
by (Shane), 1 month ago.
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And then I was all LOOK OUT HERE COMES THE KEYTAR SOLO <air shred> and then he was all god I hate this 80s station paper or plastic ma'am?
by (kellydeal), 1 month ago.
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My compost bin takes my leftover food and turns it into nightmares.
by (katie spence), 1 month ago.
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I'll always remember exactly where I was that time I heard cheering down the street and knew something had happened in sports.
by (kfan), 1 month, 1 week ago.
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I was standing in the wrong place when he turned that mother out.
by (MC Thumbtack), 1 month, 2 weeks ago.
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