Tweeteorites

Just_Alison

Tweets favorited by Just_Alison’s friends.

Leaderboard Friends’ Faves Ego Boost

@texburgher I call it Favstar.
by (Brian Bolter), 1 hour, 49 minutes ago.
Favorited by Friend

When a product claims to take your experience "to the next level," I just assume they're talking about hell.
by (SeoulBrother), 3 hours, 6 minutes ago.
Favorited by Friend
Also by

But seriously, I tuck my pinky under the iPhone when I hold it and the dock hole is sharp.

Class-action lawsuit? http://yfrog.com/2dw4hoj
by (jimk), 3 hours, 20 minutes ago.
Favorited by Friend

Yes ma'am. I'll hang my head in shame after I've hung my testicles in this iced coffee.

My dignity takes a back seat when battling the heat
by (Jonathan), 3 hours, 46 minutes ago.
Favorited by Friend

"pencils ... giant pencils ... "
by (Scott Simpson), 3 hours, 58 minutes ago.
Favorited by Friend

Hmm, repeatedly clicking on various email messages in my inbox is not making them disappear. Well, might as well go home—I tried!
by (Scott Simpson), 4 hours ago.
Favorited by Friend
Also by

There are grievous branding errors, and then there is Dressbarn.
by (Linda ), 4 hours, 3 minutes ago.
Favorited by Friend

Oh no I can't believe I missed your call when I declined it because I was playing Bejeweled.
by (Robin McCauley), 4 hours, 4 minutes ago.
Favorited by Friend

My 3yo doesn't like wearing pants, is unemployed and still lives at home. If she was on Twitter everyday would be a tweetup.
by (Joe Schmidt), 4 hours, 16 minutes ago.
Favorited by Friend

Apparently this is not a karaoke bar, but a daycare. I've been asked to stop singing and told that I have a right to remain silent.
by (Doctor Zaius), 4 hours, 42 minutes ago.
Favorited by Friend
Also by

Truth is, I go to the MoMA more to look at the people than to look at the art.
by (Lucius Kwok), 4 hours, 55 minutes ago.
Favorited by Friend
Also by

Reuben McGriddle is my nom nom de plume.
by (Sam Hey), 5 hours, 11 minutes ago.
Favorited by Friend
Also by

Ever leave your phone at your desk and end up reading your wallet in the restroom? Ever tweet about it? Ever hope my boss doesn't see this?
by (Adam Isacson), 5 hours, 31 minutes ago.
Favorited by Friend
Also by

"You have a dog, right? Does its feet smell like old popcorn to you?" --coworker
by (Erica Minton), 6 hours, 10 minutes ago.
Favorited by Friend

i've been following @kanyewest for approximately 20 minutes now and i'm already EXHAUSTED
by (lauren ashley bishop), 6 hours, 33 minutes ago.
Favorited by Friend

NSFW (acronym) • Internet slang meaning "Use your iPhone".
by (Arch Stanton), 7 hours, 17 minutes ago.
Favorited by Friends
Also by

Does anyone know how to say "counterproductive" in Mandarin? I want to be the funny guy at the Formica factory.
by (Dan Wineman), 7 hours, 21 minutes ago.
Favorited by Friend
Also by

OH AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL JOKES ON TWITTER? YOUR FACE IS A JOKE.
by (Mama), 7 hours, 28 minutes ago.
Favorited by Friend

Writing a check. This is so ironic. #lol
by (Aaron Durand), 7 hours, 32 minutes ago.
Favorited by Friend
Also by

So, when are hipsters going to try to bring back paying by checks?
by (Bailey Siewert), 7 hours, 35 minutes ago.
Favorited by Friends
Also by