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Why don't we ever hear about a Mrs. Pope?
by (Stretch Bootcut), 53 minutes ago.
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Fart Dad
by (SandPo), 54 minutes ago.
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This year it's time to fight fire with fire. Each SXSW tweet will be met with a tweet about sports. And women. And beautiful Flash websites.
by (Brian Bolter), 57 minutes ago.
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Silver lining: I never would have known how many of my fellow passengers are passionate experts in the art of airline management.
by (Geoff Barnes), 1 hour ago.
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@zeldman It looks like you're trying scribble in books. Want some help? #sxsw
by (Clippy The Paperclip), 1 hour, 1 minute ago.
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Heard being sung while a broken cup was emptied: "Take…this broken cup…and".

This house is like the worst episode of Glee ever.
by (Arch Stanton), 1 hour, 2 minutes ago.
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@wendyabc No need. They are training themselves: http://groups.google.com/group/viphone
by (James Craig), 1 hour, 4 minutes ago.
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Is anyone training people with disabilities on the accessibility features and apps on smart phones?
by (Wendy Chisholm), 1 hour, 8 minutes ago.
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@chockenberry OF COURSE YOUD LIKE ROAMIN NUMERALS, THEYRE THE ONLY WAY TO DO MATH IN THE CHOCK LOCK
by (Simon Crowley), 1 hour, 9 minutes ago.
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I remember when WWF meant Superfly Snuka bodyslamming nerds who play scrabble.
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by (Sam Hey), 1 hour, 15 minutes ago.
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Sriracha pho the win!
by (Jay Hathaway), 1 hour, 26 minutes ago.
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Thank you, Zach Galifianakis, for getting famous so that women way out of my league look at me and think, if ever so fleetingly, "maybe."
by (Essex Mortimer Dogg), 1 hour, 27 minutes ago.
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P22’s release of Edward Johnston’s Underground face is now available in @typekit … Bloody yes, please. http://typekit.com/fonts/1445
by (Grant Hutchinson), 1 hour, 38 minutes ago.
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Damn this sexy robot is sure making me thirsty for vodka
by (extranapkins), 1 hour, 43 minutes ago.
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Duodenum? I hardly can't stop staring at this anatomy poster in the waiting room.
by (matt), 1 hour, 48 minutes ago.
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I think the highest compliment would be that you're doing great in the space station.
by (Nikolai), 1 hour, 49 minutes ago.
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I had to change my hairdresser because she just didn't cut it.
by (Lisa Ahé.), 1 hour, 51 minutes ago.
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@youngamerican That one.
by (Adam Lisagor), 1 hour, 51 minutes ago.
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Watching the news, I feel the same way people must have right before Rome nosedived.

A mix of exasperation, bemusement and awed disbelief.
by (Bethamphetamine ), 1 hour, 56 minutes ago.
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Really? 73% of Twitter users have tweeted less than 10 times? Glad to know that I can still be above average at something besides BMI.
by (Reba723), 1 hour, 57 minutes ago.
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