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Fart Dad
by sandwichpolice (SandPo),
47 minutes ago.
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Heard being sung while a broken cup was emptied: "Take…this broken cup…and".
This house is like the worst episode of Glee ever.
by toldorknown (Arch Stanton),
54 minutes ago.
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New session added: How To Rawrqfk SXSW From An Airport Bar In Pittsburgh. 7:30 PM tonight @ TGI Friday
by texburgher (Geoff Barnes),
2 hours, 10 minutes ago.
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@leolaporte you need to keep Merlin Mann on a tighter leash.
by Encryptic (Chris Theberge),
2 hours, 43 minutes ago.
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Attending my own one-man conference and festival, Sad By Sad West. Feeling pretty sad about it.
by secretsquirrel (Ryan),
2 hours, 51 minutes ago.
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@MacHeist Merlin Mann rumoured to be starting new blog on climate change. Just what the world needs: more hot air.
by suckerpunch (Vish Vishvanath),
2 hours, 57 minutes ago.
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I just got paid. Ka-Ching! I'm gonna buy an old Green Day CD. Kerplunk!
by daveshumka (David S.),
3 hours ago.
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http://twitpic.com/17z386 - Starting to lobby candy companies for @daveshumka jokes.
by InSoOutSo (JT),
3 hours, 53 minutes ago.
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I'm at the orthodontist again. The lesson is: Don't ever clench your fists at the sky and yell, "Is that it? Is that all you got?"
by johnroderick (john roderick),
3 hours, 58 minutes ago.
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Outside the girl's bathroom: 3 short locks of straight black hair, clipped in harsh, severe lines. There's a story here.
by phylhrmnix (Aziz),
4 hours, 6 minutes ago.
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@lonelysandwich now you take your clothes off and put them on Jim. Or take his clothes off? I'm pretty sure someone ends up naked.
by baileygenine (Bailey),
5 hours ago.
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Every time I try to play a word that almost looks like it should be valid in Scrabble I think "there's a 5-yr-old Scientologist named that!"
by lianamaeby (Liana Maeby),
5 hours, 23 minutes ago.
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"Are you sure this is a laptop?", asked the TSA officer. The following discussion of computer terminology was brief.
by camh (Cameron Kenley Hunt),
5 hours, 45 minutes ago.
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Took the cap off and then shook the orange juice. Then laughed at myself, cleaned up the mess, and almost poured it into my cereal.
by davidcairns (David Cairns),
5 hours, 54 minutes ago.
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Some mornings I just don't feel like getting drunk and throwing garbage at passing cars but who am I to question God's plan.
by fireland (Joshua Allen),
6 hours, 28 minutes ago.
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I sometimes feel like @putthison should just be called "Come On, Wear a Tie."
by herbibore (Robert Colorafi),
6 hours, 50 minutes ago.
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If ripping a hole in the crotch of your jeans were an Olympic event, I'd be on a Wheaties box by now.
by biorhythmist (matt),
7 hours, 1 minute ago.
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I had to go to the doctor because I had this weird stuff coming outta my ass. Turns out it's charm.
by daveshumka (David S.),
7 hours, 46 minutes ago.
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Re: @hotdogsladies vs @marcoarment: 1. You're not entitled to have things your way, 2. You are entitled to complain about that.
by nevenmrgan (Neven Mrgan),
8 hours, 15 minutes ago.
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Our Story: We heard that having a "story" connects consumers emotionally with our products, so we put this bullshit on our website.
by youngamerican (Jesse Thorn),
8 hours, 29 minutes ago.
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