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@laughingsquid he's got a pretty cool piece "Rockman" in Mpls too - http://bit.ly/990TFp
by heideland (Heidi Raatz),
6 hours, 17 minutes ago.
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Talf sdnoces 020 seconds flat.
by apelad (A. Koford),
7 hours, 44 minutes ago.
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@biorhythmist If you shave it, you can eat a peach in TEN seconds. It’s true. Ask your mom.
by Mike_FTW (Mike Monteiro),
8 hours, 3 minutes ago.
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Clear bra straps aren't invisible bra straps and they make you look like you're stuffed in a 6-pack ring.
by kellyoxford (kelly oxford),
8 hours, 13 minutes ago.
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I prioritized your mom's Inbox. Then I set up gmail filters so all of her Amazon emails went to one folder. Then I fucked her.
by biorhythmist (matt),
10 hours, 17 minutes ago.
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According to this handwriting analyst, I am scared of analysis and like hearts a lot and have no idea how to spell peenus.
by fireland (Joshua Allen),
11 hours, 45 minutes ago.
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I don't know how men function. I saw a braless girl in a see-through top and after ten minutes I realized I was still in the cereal aisle.
by AinsleyofAttack (Ainsley Drew),
12 hours, 18 minutes ago.
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My building was just evacuated for a Chinese fire drill and all the racists are required to repeat it in one hour.
by awryone (Josh Donoghue),
13 hours, 39 minutes ago.
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There's a guy named Forsythe filing AP reports about the BP rig in the gulf and he is REALLY screwing up my Google Alerts.
by atencio (Peter Atencio),
13 hours, 40 minutes ago.
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Thank God it's Blow Job Friday.
by samhey (Sam Hey),
14 hours, 18 minutes ago.
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A burrito in my purse and saying "say Puccini and panties will get wet!" over my shoulder. #waysileaveaparty
by ladybirdj (LBJ),
20 hours, 30 minutes ago.
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18 hours today. And yet somehow I'm still leonard coherent.
by domideas (Dominic Girard),
22 hours, 18 minutes ago.
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@Just_Alison Ugh, why couldn't I have been sick through Lou Diamond Phillips day?
by daveshumka (David S.),
23 hours, 44 minutes ago.
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Up to Seattle tomorrow, for the long weekend. I have this recurring fantasy where I take @johnroderick on a Banana Republic shopping spree.
by scottsimpson (Scott Simpson),
23 hours, 58 minutes ago.
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Wow, New Media just happened!...oops, it went away.
by BillCorbett (BillCorbett),
1 day ago.
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If there were only a way to combine my hatred of packing for a trip with my love of pornography...
by scottsimpson (Scott Simpson),
1 day ago.
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I like women with big noses. I rock some high-grade pheromones & I don't want my lover to miss any nuance.
by robdelaney (rob delaney),
1 day ago.
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Overcorrected yesterday's lack of caffeine. Now feel like Ellen Burstyn's jawbone in REQUIEM FOR A DREAM.
by nictate (nictate ),
1 day, 4 hours ago.
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I just decided to run until I touched the Washington Monument—I did and NOW IT IS TOUCHED.
by michael (Michael Ferguson),
1 day, 4 hours ago.
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@scottsimpson [P] Toilet Apology is the name of my Elvis Presley tribute band.
by paulandstorm (Paul and Storm),
1 day, 6 hours ago.
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