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At those supermarket self checks im never sure what to do with produce with bar codes and I always choose wrong and have to be helped.
by (Clarabelle), 37 minutes ago.
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The problem with me is every child is my teacher's pet. How can I not love kids that fart so freely and soil themselves regularly?
by (bitterpuss), 38 minutes ago.
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I ate the muff in muffin.
by (Menjie Rovasfringle), 40 minutes ago.
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Seriously, Lord. you took the wrong Corey.
by (Jason Barber), 42 minutes ago.
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Putting amity in animosity.
by (KGJR), 43 minutes ago.
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Waiting for last parent-teacher conference of the evening to begin, and I can't help but think I should have been a sewage worker.
by (bitterpuss), 44 minutes ago.
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TODAY IS THE ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF BERNIE MADOFF GOING TO PRISON. HE CELEBRATED QUIETLY WITH HIS WIFE, WALT. #DaveMono
by (Late Show), 44 minutes ago.
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Why don't we ever hear about a Mrs. Pope?
by (Stretch Bootcut), 48 minutes ago.
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http://twitpic.com/1801n8 - OMG! I HAZ A DISTRICT 9! I IZ A FOOKIN' PRAWN, MAN! (No, I suppose you really can't take me anywhere.)
by (John ), 49 minutes ago.
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I hate it when Mint.com sends me emails like: 'Exceeded budget for Gas & Fuel.' How about something more positive, like: 'Room for Porn.'
by (Out of Context), 49 minutes ago.
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Fart Dad
by (SandPo), 49 minutes ago.
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I bet Sea World would be safer if they trained the killer whales to eat with a spoon.
by (JerryThomas), 52 minutes ago.
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This year it's time to fight fire with fire. Each SXSW tweet will be met with a tweet about sports. And women. And beautiful Flash websites.
by (Brian Bolter), 52 minutes ago.
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Raising my exposed underwire from my cleavage to yell "FREEDOM!" has only resulted in Mel Gibson showing up to call me sugar tits.
by (best girl betty), 53 minutes ago.
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I bet if I ran away and DIED you'd feel sorry for not starring my tweets!
by (Caleb K), 55 minutes ago.
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Silver lining: I never would have known how many of my fellow passengers are passionate experts in the art of airline management.
by (Geoff Barnes), 55 minutes ago.
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Important decision tonight: going with red, Shiraz or Pinot Noir? I need the help of my alcohlic...er...I mean Twitter friends.
by (judyschu), 56 minutes ago.
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I was called a player today. I'm still not sure how to take that.
by (Ed C), 57 minutes ago.
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@ashamedtosay I am! Thanks. Though I've heard it can take up to 12 hours for food poisoning to take effect when placed in lasagna.
by (Wade), 58 minutes ago.
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If I laugh at my own unfunny jokes it's only because I'm an idiot.

What tastes like fish and chicken at the same time?
by (John the Junior), 1 hour ago.
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