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Home feels unfamiliar and lonely. The room I lived in for 18 years might as well be someone else's.
by (Anna Debenham), 48 minutes ago.
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@zeldman It looks like you're trying scribble in books. Want some help? #sxsw
by (Clippy The Paperclip), 59 minutes ago.
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@wendyabc No need. They are training themselves: http://groups.google.com/group/viphone
by (James Craig), 1 hour, 2 minutes ago.
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Is anyone training people with disabilities on the accessibility features and apps on smart phones?
by (Wendy Chisholm), 1 hour, 6 minutes ago.
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Thank you, Zach Galifianakis, for getting famous so that women way out of my league look at me and think, if ever so fleetingly, "maybe."
by (Essex Mortimer Dogg), 1 hour, 25 minutes ago.
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I wonder if ugly people make a pretty face when they orgasm.
by (Nikolai), 1 hour, 37 minutes ago.
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I smell plastic burning in my apartment and the fire alarm went off and I'm sure I'll find the source at some point tonight.
by (your real name), 1 hour, 55 minutes ago.
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Okay, everybody shut up about SXSW until I get there tomorrow and we can make everyone feel left out together.
by (Adam Lisagor), 2 hours, 28 minutes ago.
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Redundancy is my middle name's middle name.
by (Alison Agosti), 2 hours, 30 minutes ago.
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I found out today my cat is Batman! And I'm his mommy!

Wait. Didn't Batman's mother get shot in a alley?

Crap.
by (Beth), 2 hours, 38 minutes ago.
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Bear with me. I need some help.

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I don't think you understand. A BEAR IS PHYSICALLY NEXT TO ME! PLEASE HELP!
by (pantsless), 2 hours, 42 minutes ago.
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Tokyo's going to feel really guilty when they find out Godzilla has a learning disability.
by (Jason Sweeney), 2 hours, 44 minutes ago.
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@leolaporte you need to keep Merlin Mann on a tighter leash.
by (Chris Theberge), 2 hours, 49 minutes ago.
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SXSW ATTENDEES: BE AWARE THAT LENO COMES ON AT 10:35 IN THE CENTRAL TIME ZONE. NOT 11:35. TAKE NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS.
by (Tim Siedell), 2 hours, 53 minutes ago.
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If I was being chased by a T-Rex, I would purposely crap in my pants so I would become much less delicious.
by (Mark Leggett), 2 hours, 56 minutes ago.
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Attending my own one-man conference and festival, Sad By Sad West. Feeling pretty sad about it.
by (Ryan), 2 hours, 57 minutes ago.
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Ha, SXSW is already breaking Twitter. Go little button mashers, go go go!
by (Victor Agreda Jr), 2 hours, 59 minutes ago.
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Installing a fake hardwood floor has been a monumental effort, but watching the kids repeatedly slip and fall on it makes it all worthwhile.
by (Jason), 3 hours, 2 minutes ago.
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@MacHeist Merlin Mann rumoured to be starting new blog on climate change. Just what the world needs: more hot air.
by (Vish Vishvanath), 3 hours, 3 minutes ago.
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@aegirthor I take it you've spotted yourself on StreetView? http://bit.ly/c1l5Tx
by (Simon Booth), 3 hours, 10 minutes ago.
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