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My parents are "dancing". It looks like they're being attacked by bees.
by (Aimee B), 3 hours, 26 minutes ago.
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DEAR @diveintomark YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON OR MAYBE YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE YOUR <CAPS> TAG I KNOW IT'S HARD TO TELL IN HTML5 OKAY BYE
by (David Deller), 3 hours, 33 minutes ago.
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I explained I was wearing flip flops because of my infected open heel wound, not poor fashion, but people still wouldn't high five me. :(
by (Jason), 3 hours, 44 minutes ago.
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You still pay for a cell phone? In Bed-Stuy we use courier pigeons instead. If you see me clapping on a rooftop, I'm checking my voicemail.
by (Simon Goetz), 3 hours, 53 minutes ago.
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In the middle of a discussion about Facebook and gender, she suddenly says "Oh! Butter!" and runs out of the room.
by (Simon Crowley), 4 hours, 12 minutes ago.
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I see you're looking at the Aston Martin. You have fine taste. Perhaps I can interest you in a reheated Big Mac. -Facebook as a Car Salesman
by (luckyshirt), 4 hours, 12 minutes ago.
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Me: "Oh god. I wonder what else can go wrong."
Husband: "Hurricane tomorrow."
Me: "Touché."
by (Beth), 4 hours, 20 minutes ago.
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If they made an 80-ton bag of popcorn, I'd still be surprised when I scraped the bottom halfway through the movie.
by (Katie Rose), 4 hours, 32 minutes ago.
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Penis car penis car drives wherever the penises are no I will not shut up I paid to eat in this restaurant goddammit
by (Jay Hathaway), 4 hours, 35 minutes ago.
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is it me or is there a nice new CSS animation when the page is loaded on me.com?
by (Laurent Baumann), 4 hours, 50 minutes ago.
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Lovely, generous idea w/ fine execution: 365psd offers daily downloads of high quality UI elements. http://j.mp/dnBvSz via @beautifulpixels
by (Josh Clark), 4 hours, 52 minutes ago.
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Lots of differences between the US and the UK but drunken skanks walking home from the bars while carrying their shoes are pretty universal.
by (Amy Jane Gruber), 5 hours, 12 minutes ago.
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I won't just get a blowjob from a tranny, I'll give one back. It's called courtesy people.
by (Martin Parker), 5 hours, 27 minutes ago.
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#ff - An entire blog dedicated to pictures of @stephenfry 's ties - don't miss it! - http://su.pr/1FqscL
by (The Staff), 5 hours, 30 minutes ago.
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WeDoodle's website went live today! http://drbl.in/52109
by (Erica Schoonmaker), 5 hours, 37 minutes ago.
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At what age should you tell kids that you'd totally fuck their dad?
by (Alison Agosti), 5 hours, 57 minutes ago.
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OH "Hey baby, check out my texture garden"—@flaneur
by (Steve Marshall), 6 hours, 5 minutes ago.
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Re-watching Spaced. As good as I remember, but with a transmission date that makes me feel very old indeed.
by (Danny Amey), 6 hours, 7 minutes ago.
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They say that "sex sells" but no one wants to even touch this couch I've been fuckin.
by (Gabriel Marcus), 6 hours, 50 minutes ago.
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If one woman can produce a baby in nine months, then 1,166,400 women can produce a baby in 20 seconds flat.
by (Arch Stanton), 7 hours, 6 minutes ago.
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