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There are grievous branding errors, and then there is Dressbarn.
by (Linda ), 3 hours, 20 minutes ago.
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Oh no I can't believe I missed your call when I declined it because I was playing Bejeweled.
by (Robin McCauley), 3 hours, 21 minutes ago.
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Apparently this is not a karaoke bar, but a daycare. I've been asked to stop singing and told that I have a right to remain silent.
by (Doctor Zaius), 3 hours, 59 minutes ago.
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i've been following @kanyewest for approximately 20 minutes now and i'm already EXHAUSTED
by (lauren ashley bishop), 5 hours, 49 minutes ago.
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NSFW (acronym) • Internet slang meaning "Use your iPhone".
by (Arch Stanton), 6 hours, 34 minutes ago.
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Does anyone know how to say "counterproductive" in Mandarin? I want to be the funny guy at the Formica factory.
by (Dan Wineman), 6 hours, 38 minutes ago.
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So, when are hipsters going to try to bring back paying by checks?
by (Bailey Siewert), 6 hours, 52 minutes ago.
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No offense you guys, but I can do bad all by myself.
by (kfan), 6 hours, 53 minutes ago.
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Laurence Fishburne's daughter is doing porn because "that's how Kim Kardashian got famous." At least she's not doing reality TV.
by (caprice crane), 7 hours, 7 minutes ago.
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Let's say you define "computer" as something that can run a decent WebKit browser.
by (John Gruber), 7 hours, 18 minutes ago.
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Self-esteem tip: instead of calling them “crooked,” think of your teeth as being “European.” Tré elegánt!
by (Peter Atencio), 7 hours, 22 minutes ago.
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I'd watch every second of a late-night infomercial on a gadget that can help me cut down the time I spend looking for my belt.
by (Dan Cronin), 7 hours, 22 minutes ago.
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I wear either a large or an extra large, depending on how much I've cried that day.
by (Adam Lisagor), 7 hours, 26 minutes ago.
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If you count iOS devices as computers, is Apple the world's leading computer seller by unit volume?
by (John Gruber), 7 hours, 34 minutes ago.
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@highindustrial Who knows, but he'll need a partner who can chase bad guys for him.
by (Garrett Greer), 7 hours, 53 minutes ago.
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@highindustrial Mark Rothko
by (Natasha VC), 8 hours, 1 minute ago.
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@gruber I told you that would happen! Everyone's ordering free junk!
by (Neven Mrgan), 8 hours, 3 minutes ago.
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@tj How meta.
by (El Hombre Plátano), 9 hours, 18 minutes ago.
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It's been a week and I STILL don't know who Salt is.
by (Joseph K.), 9 hours, 21 minutes ago.
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As much as I love the result, I hate the process of putting on socks. I am fortune's fool!
by (marklisanti), 10 hours, 38 minutes ago.
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