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I'm preeeeeeety sure you're drunk, me.
by (Sarah), 2 hours, 12 minutes ago.
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The only thing better than beer is free beer.
by (Elizabeth Oporto), 2 hours, 25 minutes ago.
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The theme is vampires but I'm going as the quivering damsel. This concludes today's episode of Freud 101. Tomorrow: The Cigar Who Loved Me.
by (Melissa), 3 hours, 33 minutes ago.
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I want beer. All of the beer in the whole wide world. All of it! ALL OF ITTTTTTT!
by (Sarah), 4 hours, 11 minutes ago.
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Riding a motorcycle to Temple.

Shabbat shalom indeed!
by (D. E. Benson), 4 hours, 19 minutes ago.
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If only my employer knew I'd be happy about receiving my wages in wine. Don't quote me on that though. I'm just drunk at work.
by (Crackbarbie), 4 hours, 46 minutes ago.
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There is a glass of simple syrup in my fridge. Technically it's for cocktails but I'll probably end up chugging it anyway.
by (Chris Aucutt), 4 hours, 57 minutes ago.
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My cab driver uses his blinkers when changing lanes. Is this real life??
by (Yodel T. Machine), 5 hours, 20 minutes ago.
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"pencils ... giant pencils ... "
by (Scott Simpson), 5 hours, 25 minutes ago.
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Hmm, repeatedly clicking on various email messages in my inbox is not making them disappear. Well, might as well go home—I tried!
by (Scott Simpson), 5 hours, 27 minutes ago.
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There are grievous branding errors, and then there is Dressbarn.
by (Linda ), 5 hours, 31 minutes ago.
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Oh no I can't believe I missed your call when I declined it because I was playing Bejeweled.
by (Robin McCauley), 5 hours, 32 minutes ago.
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Apparently this is not a karaoke bar, but a daycare. I've been asked to stop singing and told that I have a right to remain silent.
by (Doctor Zaius), 6 hours, 9 minutes ago.
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i've been following @kanyewest for approximately 20 minutes now and i'm already EXHAUSTED
by (lauren ashley bishop), 8 hours ago.
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NSFW (acronym) • Internet slang meaning "Use your iPhone".
by (Arch Stanton), 8 hours, 45 minutes ago.
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Does anyone know how to say "counterproductive" in Mandarin? I want to be the funny guy at the Formica factory.
by (Dan Wineman), 8 hours, 48 minutes ago.
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So, when are hipsters going to try to bring back paying by checks?
by (Bailey Siewert), 9 hours, 3 minutes ago.
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Laurence Fishburne's daughter is doing porn because "that's how Kim Kardashian got famous." At least she's not doing reality TV.
by (caprice crane), 9 hours, 18 minutes ago.
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Self-esteem tip: instead of calling them “crooked,” think of your teeth as being “European.” Tré elegánt!
by (Peter Atencio), 9 hours, 32 minutes ago.
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I'd watch every second of a late-night infomercial on a gadget that can help me cut down the time I spend looking for my belt.
by (Dan Cronin), 9 hours, 33 minutes ago.
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