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Rollin' down the street, smokin' / with my mind on my money and my money on my mind http://tweetphoto.com/10694633
by (notorious d.e.b.), 5 months, 3 weeks ago.
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Product placement is ruining everything I watch on Hulu using my Apple MacBook Pro.
by (luckyshirt), 5 months, 3 weeks ago.
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Dear digital cable: not even your cunning use of Muppets and teacups rides will trick me into helping my fellow man. Love, Emmy
by (Emmy), 5 months, 3 weeks ago.
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I'm watching Roman Holiday. They don't make men like Gregory Peck anymore.
by (Danielle ), 5 months, 3 weeks ago.
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If I am ever to be like my father, I will need to learn to squish my daughter's inquisitiveness with complete disregard.
by (quang tang), 5 months, 3 weeks ago.
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I have trees laying on my power lines, so I could lose electricity at any mo
by (Rick), 5 months, 3 weeks ago.
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Hey twit friends. Who wants to come over for an irl twitter superbowl party. I dont have internet or a tv but we can twit maybe
by (Steve), 5 months, 3 weeks ago.
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The boy is teaching himself how to swear in Italian. Pretty sure we can bond over this new hobby.
by (Sean K. Schermer), 5 months, 3 weeks ago.
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My "Marshall Plan" has nothing to do with re-building factories, and everything to do with kidnapping Eminem and leaving him in Haiti.
by (Uncle Dynamite), 5 months, 3 weeks ago.
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Refreshing Twitter reminds me of playing the slots & hitting just enough jackpots to make me glassy-eyed.
by (Mud), 5 months, 3 weeks ago.
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Just got back from Guitar Center where hubs describes the douchebags in there rockin' out as "cacophonous, grab-ass, slap-dickery."
by , 5 months, 3 weeks ago.
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Nobody says "It's only a game" when they're on the leader board.
by (Kevin), 5 months, 3 weeks ago.
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I was a copywriter for many years. My conclusion? Most of it is shit, wrong, or both.
by (Hugh MacLeod), 5 months, 3 weeks ago.
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Snowed in on my 40th birthday and watching NCIS re-runs with a back sore from shoveling. Good one universe. Very funny.
by (Jacob Hacopian), 5 months, 3 weeks ago.
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My loose morals make it easy for me to say the following: I like Rod Stewart.
by (Ophelia), 5 months, 3 weeks ago.
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Accidentally put the toilet paper roll on backwards. I honestly don't even know who I am anymore.
by (Jeff Kelley), 5 months, 3 weeks ago.
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I admit that I have a tendency to take things too literally. For example, there's this "Black Tie Only" wedding I'm at right now...
by (David Leibowitz), 5 months, 3 weeks ago.
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Just because I'm listening to Edie Brickell doesn't mean I'm a pussy. The uncontrollable sobbing and clutching of a stuffed animal? Maybe.
by (Günther Green), 5 months, 3 weeks ago.
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I told them to go get fucked in the ear.
by (snipe ツ), 5 months, 3 weeks ago.
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Never bring a fife to a drum fight.
by (Josh Donoghue), 5 months, 3 weeks ago.
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