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Old Jews Telling Jokes: The 10 Best Jokes of 2009. I love this site. http://j.mp/c4TZGw
by (Roger Ebert), 1 hour, 18 minutes ago.
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C'mere mamacita, put down that Fixodent and let the doctor teach you the Gimpy Pelican.
by (Sam Hey), 1 hour, 22 minutes ago.
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I just saw a six year old Puerto Rican boy who had almost a full mustache.
by (Jodi Faye Bullock), 1 hour, 33 minutes ago.
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http://twitpic.com/17ubbv - Look what came in the mail today!
by (califmom), 2 hours, 9 minutes ago.
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Writing that delivers: award-nominated essay "Growing Up Hard" http://bit.ly/X067U (via Katherine Lanpher, can't find her twittername now)
by (Farai Chideya), 2 hours, 16 minutes ago.
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@worldwarmike I could hear her shudder from downstairs.
by (angela black), 2 hours, 27 minutes ago.
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If you're very quiet, you can hear the sad trombone after the phrase "Also showing in 2D".
by (Jason Sweeney), 2 hours, 27 minutes ago.
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If you're the CLEAR market leader, you want MORE competitors, not less. More companies splitting the same remaining dollars.
by (Wil Shipley), 2 hours, 30 minutes ago.
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@gruber Best way around to dispose of a human body!
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Uh, so I've heard.
by (Mark Dagon Hughes), 2 hours, 32 minutes ago.
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Being an introvert both describes my personality and my bellybutton.
by (Alison Agosti), 2 hours, 44 minutes ago.
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I'm feeling politely confrontational. Would anyone care for a piece of me?
by (A. Koford), 2 hours, 45 minutes ago.
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Snow's starting to melt. Soon I'll have to rake the leaves from last fall and do something with the dead panda. I told the kids he ran away.
by (Joshua Allen), 2 hours, 45 minutes ago.
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@ange_black in the words of your daughter, "MOM!"
by (Mike Minnick), 2 hours, 46 minutes ago.
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This hangover tastes like stolen.
by (Jeb Anthony), 2 hours, 51 minutes ago.
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This hangover tastes delicious.
by (Dantronic), 2 hours, 52 minutes ago.
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Gah! @benmarvin is stealing my tweets! Lol Please RT
by (Em), 2 hours, 55 minutes ago.
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY INVENT AN AVOCADO RIPENESS ALARM.
by (C.m. Velazquez), 2 hours, 57 minutes ago.
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When my dog burps, I can smell all 31 flavors of cat poo.
by (Adam Lisagor), 2 hours, 59 minutes ago.
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Holy shit @badbanana is so freaking funny!!!
by (ginavergel), 3 hours ago.
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Still haven't heard about a sticky gas pedal on Hummer limos.
by (Brian Bolter), 3 hours, 1 minute ago.
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