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Rule: if you drink all the joe you better make mo'
by (Meg Abbitch), 11 minutes ago.
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If a Honeydew has an unusual growth, is it considered a melonoma?
by (Modat), 23 minutes ago.
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How big a cliché is it to name your SSD boot drive “Executor”?
by (John Gruber), 24 minutes ago.
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In the first two months of Left 4 Dead 2. 28,981,249,043 zombies were killed. http://goo.gl/AmQN
by (Jon Gretar), 39 minutes ago.
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Four pronounces the word "pesto" by saying "pasto". I like her way better.
by (Sarah), 40 minutes ago.
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The upside to losing 15 pounds is that I can fit into old pants I've been saving in my closet.

The downside is I'm still wearing pants.
by (Wade), 48 minutes ago.
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Found a DVD without an envelope in my Pop-Tarts box. I hope you liked Strawberry Frosted, Netflix.
by (Mike), 50 minutes ago.
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Pretending: Because some days you need to be a superhero.
by (Jason Sweeney), 57 minutes ago.
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The sign said BELIEVABURGER but my eyes saw VAGINABURGER and it will probably be a long time before I eat a burger again.
by (MC Thumbtack), 1 hour, 4 minutes ago.
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@tj I just take mine with water.
by (PROCKY), 1 hour, 12 minutes ago.
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A former child star so much as breathes heavily and Danny Bonaduce is asked for comment.
by (kris), 1 hour, 12 minutes ago.
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My recipe for a good night's sleep will be called "An Ambien & an Orgasm." Label will read "Works best when someone else gives them to you."
by (Ticklish Junk), 1 hour, 16 minutes ago.
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@abigvictory So that's why people say they never got the christening pictures of little Cialis!
by (I'm so street), 1 hour, 19 minutes ago.
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I'm generally acoustic, but today I am electric.
by (jenny ), 1 hour, 19 minutes ago.
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If you name your daughter Brandii, you're dooming her to a lifetime of people sending her emails straight to spam.
by (MC Thumbtack), 1 hour, 29 minutes ago.
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I'm glad the weather is a bit warmer because I can't find my pants
by (Em), 1 hour, 35 minutes ago.
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AOL's New Compensation Plan Irks Old-Timers by @nichcarlson http://bit.ly/bjpWqp
by (SiliconAlleyInsider), 1 hour, 42 minutes ago.
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On days like today when my penis envy is especially pronounced, I'm already mad about being written up by HR for "rueful crotch-glaring."
by (Jess), 1 hour, 43 minutes ago.
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I had the best dream. Maybe it was one of those psychic omens.

But I doubt they could get that many chimps in bikinis onto a zeppelin.
by (Christoffer B.M.K.), 1 hour, 48 minutes ago.
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Now that I'm 30, I can officially begin cat lady training.
by (Katie ), 1 hour, 49 minutes ago.
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