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Tell me about the place where they eat tacos for breakfast, George.
by (Peter Richardson), 2 hours, 23 minutes ago.
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Tried to turn off jerkass alarm clock from within dream, but had to wake up and do it in real life. Then nearly fell back asleep in shower.
by (Jason Santa Maria), 3 hours, 8 minutes ago.
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"So… it got quiet in here…"

Worst mens room icebreaker, ever.
by (SeoulBrother), 4 hours, 41 minutes ago.
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Someone should make a giant Foosball game, with real people kicking the ball around. Then they should make a small table version of that.
by (Mark Leggett), 5 hours, 10 minutes ago.
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If you scream out"I AM NOT A ROBOT!" in a crowded public place, I bet there will be at least one person who won't believe you.
by (Mark Leggett), 5 hours, 21 minutes ago.
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Everyone meet in the lobby tomorrow morning for a group iPad pre-order session. Bagels and coffee are on me.
by (Andrew Crow), 5 hours, 36 minutes ago.
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Free will is an illusion.
by (Cameron Reilly), 5 hours, 45 minutes ago.
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Holy shit. I just punched an Austin cop in the face.

Good thing we’re BOTH drunk.
by (Mike Monteiro), 5 hours, 57 minutes ago.
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I heard AT&T's going to turn off their network in Austin tomorrow, so they're not embarrassed by it going down during SXSW.
by (Tim Haines), 5 hours, 58 minutes ago.
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I used to know the cheat code for skipping sleep.
by (A. Koford), 6 hours, 4 minutes ago.
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@Square - At dinner, learning the credit card system has a limit of splitting a bill to 8 or less cards. Will Square support > 8 cards?
by (Beau Smith), 6 hours, 11 minutes ago.
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I've been informed that the correct answer is "Selleck waterfall sandwich", whatever that means. Oh, you millennials.
by (Adam Lisagor), 6 hours, 12 minutes ago.
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After viewing @lonelysandwich peeing beside Tom Selleck, I get "something is technically wrong". You bet your sweet ass there is.
by (Melissa), 6 hours, 19 minutes ago.
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I just flew into Texas and boy are my arms UNCONCEALED, AS GOD INTENDED.
by (Ben Tesch), 6 hours, 32 minutes ago.
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Just when I thought I couldn't love @ladygaga more, I do.
by (Sarah W), 6 hours, 37 minutes ago.
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Guys, airport jokes are the best! They're funny cos they're true! People on planes *are* really annoying! Flights often don't leave on time!
by (SandPo), 7 hours, 2 minutes ago.
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Looking forward to all the airport jokes tomorrow from friends flying to SXSW. Airport jokes are my favorite.
by (SandPo), 7 hours, 7 minutes ago.
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The ratio of men to women at this Microsoft party is roughly equivalent to the ratio of iPod to Zune sales.
by (R.J.), 7 hours, 9 minutes ago.
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How does the unfunny joke behind Family Guy keep getting unfunnier? How do they find so many flavors of suck? Ivy-league writers, probably.
by (john roderick), 7 hours, 13 minutes ago.
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Movie idea: Spring Forward. Some kind of stupid Hugh Grant thing.
by (Tim Siedell), 7 hours, 19 minutes ago.
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