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Bitches! What's up? (you're a bitch if you respond)
by (Em), 41 minutes ago.
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I often wonder about my place in the grand scheme of things and then I remember your mom is a whore.

Thanks for that.
by (Laura), 59 minutes ago.
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If the show was called Tin Chef, I'd kick ass.
by (Clayton Hove), 1 hour ago.
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My teenage sons are Gurping. Why didn't any of you warn me about this?
by (The Bosha), 1 hour ago.
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Beverly Hills 90210 sucked.

I mean come on, it's set over 80,000 years in the future, and everyone on future Earth is still sad?
by (luckyshirt), 1 hour, 14 minutes ago.
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One day my children will thank me for raising them to be open minded to only the things I believe.
by (Brian Bolter), 1 hour, 16 minutes ago.
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OH: "Diddy damn bolimbo, get in the car, Frances!"

I don't really understand people in gated communities.
by (Jess), 1 hour, 16 minutes ago.
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I'd hate to disappear from an Applebee's®. Nancy Grace would repeat it over and over and over again. HOW EMBARRASSING.
by (Yaya), 1 hour, 18 minutes ago.
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I hate it when my mom makes a "Your Mom" joke.
by (Scott Simpson), 1 hour, 31 minutes ago.
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I thought My Name Is Earl was canceled.
by (Cameron Kenley Hunt), 1 hour, 34 minutes ago.
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If I were redesigning the bazooka I would make it look like a cat. People would be all, "That's a big, fucking cat," and then POW!
by (Trelvix), 1 hour, 37 minutes ago.
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Sexy black leather, killer droids and an evil, all-knowing mastermind. I love 1984's 'Runaway'.
by (Darth Vader), 1 hour, 40 minutes ago.
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I'd rather watch Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps So It Gets Hopped Up on Ambien and Breaks into the Zoo at 3 AM.
by (Wade), 1 hour, 43 minutes ago.
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I don't get this GPS dating thing. Every time I tell her how big my penis is it says recalculating.
by (m00n man), 1 hour, 44 minutes ago.
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I bet @AnnieLennox has seen that Twitter joke before.
by (Clayton Hove), 1 hour, 46 minutes ago.
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Normally I'd be jealous, but the Peruvian buttsuck made me think of childhood memories.
by (Martin Parker), 1 hour, 55 minutes ago.
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Some ladies take Forever 21 too literally.
by (Meg Abbitch), 1 hour, 56 minutes ago.
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Oregon is the Amazon Prime of states. When a thing says it costs $29.99, check this out - you pay $29.99!
by (Neven Mrgan), 2 hours, 1 minute ago.
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"A thousand shots of Debbie Harry's poon don't just vanish from the Internet overnight. No. Uh-uh. Somebody had to gone and done something."
by (JTD), 2 hours, 6 minutes ago.
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White people will never not sing the bum bum bum's in 'Sweet Caroline'.
by (ruthakers), 2 hours, 7 minutes ago.
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