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@texburgher I call it Favstar.
by (Brian Bolter), 3 hours, 11 minutes ago.
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When a product claims to take your experience "to the next level," I just assume they're talking about hell.
by (SeoulBrother), 4 hours, 28 minutes ago.
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But seriously, I tuck my pinky under the iPhone when I hold it and the dock hole is sharp.

Class-action lawsuit? http://yfrog.com/2dw4hoj
by (jimk), 4 hours, 42 minutes ago.
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The Chicago Manual of Style is clearly American, but it has an English accent in my head.
by (Chris Clark), 4 hours, 45 minutes ago.
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@gruber no way dude - he's gonna get DENIED all weekend
by (Mike Dixon), 4 hours, 48 minutes ago.
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Yes ma'am. I'll hang my head in shame after I've hung my testicles in this iced coffee.

My dignity takes a back seat when battling the heat
by (Jonathan), 5 hours, 8 minutes ago.
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I win. Looked in my sister-in-law's liquor cabinet and found a '95 El Tesoro Anejo mostly full.
by (Bill Bumgarner), 5 hours, 17 minutes ago.
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"pencils ... giant pencils ... "
by (Scott Simpson), 5 hours, 20 minutes ago.
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Hmm, repeatedly clicking on various email messages in my inbox is not making them disappear. Well, might as well go home—I tried!
by (Scott Simpson), 5 hours, 22 minutes ago.
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There are grievous branding errors, and then there is Dressbarn.
by (Linda ), 5 hours, 25 minutes ago.
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Oh no I can't believe I missed your call when I declined it because I was playing Bejeweled.
by (Robin McCauley), 5 hours, 26 minutes ago.
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Just watched Toby pug open his crate...from the inside. That dude has always been too smart for his own good.
by (Carrie), 5 hours, 48 minutes ago.
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Apparently this is not a karaoke bar, but a daycare. I've been asked to stop singing and told that I have a right to remain silent.
by (Doctor Zaius), 6 hours, 4 minutes ago.
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In protest of Ellen leaving, I will not watch American Idol. I began this protest 8 years ago.
by (Andy Borowitz), 6 hours, 16 minutes ago.
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Truth is, I go to the MoMA more to look at the people than to look at the art.
by (Lucius Kwok), 6 hours, 17 minutes ago.
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"Broomates", coming this fall on CBS, two wacky Canadian curlers take up residency together. Hilarity ensues.
by (Tim Wilkinson), 6 hours, 19 minutes ago.
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Gorgeous stacked oak matte finished trim in the new Audi A7 Sportback. http://twitpic.com/2a4n2d
by (Jason Fried), 6 hours, 31 minutes ago.
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Reuben McGriddle is my nom nom de plume.
by (Sam Hey), 6 hours, 33 minutes ago.
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@gruber THANK YOU.
by (Jason Fried), 6 hours, 43 minutes ago.
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@gruber "social graph" is a term to make relationships w people into something that sounds like a math to make it closer to $
by (heather gold), 6 hours, 44 minutes ago.
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