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Oregon is the Amazon Prime of states. When a thing says it costs $29.99, check this out - you pay $29.99!
by (Neven Mrgan), 1 hour, 10 minutes ago.
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Who's Earl?
by ( Jen), 2 hours, 11 minutes ago.
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After the apocalypse, when we have to survive on cans of cat food, I'll be totally fine. Really. I might add a dash of salt. Mmmm.
by (Neven Mrgan), 2 hours, 14 minutes ago.
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How many roofies do I slip in a pizza, you know ... if the pizza's playing hard to get?
by (Josh Donoghue), 2 hours, 47 minutes ago.
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@justin One desperately hopes.
by (Alex Payne), 3 hours, 4 minutes ago.
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 No results found for "Shirley Temple Black Russian"

Until now.
by (matt), 3 hours, 15 minutes ago.
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@awilkinson NICE SPECS. GOOD LUCK ON THE HEALING. HOPE YOU CAN READ THIS.
by (Trev), 3 hours, 19 minutes ago.
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You still pay for a cell phone? In Bed-Stuy we use courier pigeons instead. If you see me clapping on a rooftop, I'm checking my voicemail.
by (Simon Goetz), 3 hours, 22 minutes ago.
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@garrettmurray YOU HAVE BESMIRCHED THE GOOD NAME OF MY HOME STATE, SIR, AND I MUST ASK YOU TO actually, that’s about right.
by (Beep.), 3 hours, 23 minutes ago.
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On first glance, Burlington, Vermont looks like it's full of homeless people. Turns out that's just how people here dress.
by (Garrett Murray), 3 hours, 28 minutes ago.
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I see you're looking at the Aston Martin. You have fine taste. Perhaps I can interest you in a reheated Big Mac. -Facebook as a Car Salesman
by (luckyshirt), 3 hours, 41 minutes ago.
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♪ Bourbon in my slushie ♪
by (Jason Sweeney), 3 hours, 44 minutes ago.
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@jsnell Would love to, email me for details: darin at portenzo.com
by (Portenzo), 3 hours, 46 minutes ago.
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Small boner as good-looking 55-year-old gal and I, over pie and decaf, discuss how we like to listen to WINS-AM in the nude most mornings.
by (wise_kaplan), 3 hours, 59 minutes ago.
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There is a definite hierarchy in the hotel minibar and I've gone into the cognac. God help us all.
by (Amy Jane Gruber), 4 hours, 4 minutes ago.
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Y'know- Mayor McCheese is local gov't, but if there's a Commander in Beef are there Joint Beefs of Staff? A Secretary of Shakes?
by (TC Cheever), 4 hours, 8 minutes ago.
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My parents got a new TV in the living room and a new bug zapper out on the porch. I got a Sophie's Choice.
by (Erik Price), 4 hours, 30 minutes ago.
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Someday, Son, all these Automoblox will be yours.
by (David Jacobs), 4 hours, 31 minutes ago.
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Lots of differences between the US and the UK but drunken skanks walking home from the bars while carrying their shoes are pretty universal.
by (Amy Jane Gruber), 4 hours, 41 minutes ago.
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@bailey your mother.
by (Shane), 4 hours, 43 minutes ago.
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