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Awake from dreams of Melissa Etheridge's porno cooking show. Never sleeping again.
by (Rob Weychert), 59 minutes ago.
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...articulated bus. As you can see it leads to premature status updates, not to mention nausea.
by (Greg Hoy), 1 hour, 35 minutes ago.
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As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88mph, the instant the lightning strikes the tower...
by (Brad Smith), 2 hours, 41 minutes ago.
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This Cow Pie tastes like shit.
by (Nicholas Allen), 4 hours, 9 minutes ago.
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Sleeping under a pile of quilts, out here on the couch, I feel wild, like Daniel Boone, from the Bible, must have felt.
by (Scott Simpson), 4 hours, 47 minutes ago.
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In other news, an all black penguin has been, well, see for yourself: http://bit.ly/aSFUtI
by (Tim Haines), 5 hours, 19 minutes ago.
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[Archives] 25 User Experience Videos That Are Worth Your Time - http://bit.ly/bFIPhI
by (Smashing Magazine), 5 hours, 31 minutes ago.
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Apparently, I can be replaced by pizza.
by (Indefensible), 5 hours, 39 minutes ago.
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Everything in the SXSW schedule is named like a Dr. Strangelove sequel.
by (Ben Tesch), 5 hours, 43 minutes ago.
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One is the loneliest number. Seven is kinda racist. Nine needs to just come out already. Four drinks to forget. Three is angry, so so angry.
by (Ryan), 5 hours, 46 minutes ago.
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"What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof."

—Christopher Hitchens
by (Todd Ditchendorf), 5 hours, 58 minutes ago.
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I wanted twitter to hear it first: I have a boyfriend now. His name is Radio Lab.
by (Jessie Char), 6 hours, 7 minutes ago.
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Zima will never not be funny. It's an evergreen. It's the "Dad is great, give us the chocolate cake" of clear malt beverages.
by (Josh A. Cagan), 6 hours, 9 minutes ago.
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and the equivalent http://api.twitter.com/1/users/lookup.xml?user_id=12863272,3191321,9160152,8285392,795649,15266205 ^RK
by (Twitter API), 6 hours, 32 minutes ago.
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Look What Came In The Mail Today: The Internet Says, Fuck Cancer! - califmom: http://bit.ly/cuTZDK via @addthis
by (califmom), 6 hours, 35 minutes ago.
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Just set my alarm for 6AM. This is going to be hilarious if it actually works.
by (SeoulBrother), 6 hours, 59 minutes ago.
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Drunk Mexican dude in a doorway: "Hey, ma'am? Don't worry. You've got it together." "Thanks, man." (from behind as I walk) "Don't worry!!"
by (Heather Rasley), 7 hours, 1 minute ago.
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I'm frankly shocked by how little my cats care about the iPad.
by (rstevens), 7 hours, 7 minutes ago.
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@steve_holt @cbarrett yon must harvest more vespane gas
by (Trevin ''TJ'' Ward), 7 hours, 16 minutes ago.
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@scottsimpson It's a rip-off if they don't let you safely fall through the ceiling at some point though.
by (hubs), 7 hours, 19 minutes ago.
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