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spoken word artists should have to register with the state.
by (Paul Danke), 1 day, 23 hours ago.
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"It's a blue letter! That means you gotta put it right in Mussberger's hand!" That's what's happening.
by (A. Koford), 1 day, 23 hours ago.
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A: "Bigfoot," the "Holocaust," the "female orgasm"

Q: What are three things this bartender won't let me talk to her about anymore?
by (matt), 1 day, 23 hours ago.
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Killing two bowls with one stoned.
by (Meg Abbitch), 1 day, 23 hours ago.
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Kidnappers just get me.
by (Sam Grittner), 2 days ago.
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Sorry for spewing so many vomit-related tweets lately; my upset stomach seems to have me regurgitating the same ideas. Retch-ed, I know.
by (Christa Mrgan), 2 days ago.
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Following @paulandstorm is like finding a geode inside a turducken at an alumni dinner for the Colorado School of Mines class of '84.
by (john roderick), 2 days, 1 hour ago.
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Shhhh.
by (J Lee), 2 days, 1 hour ago.
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Homeless people are like, the weirdest.
by (Alison Agosti), 2 days, 1 hour ago.
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Barf: it's what was for dinner.
by (Christa Mrgan), 2 days, 1 hour ago.
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I heart my putz.
by (Steven Weber), 2 days, 1 hour ago.
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Because "Malibu's Most Wanted" and "Malcolm X" are so close alphabetically, I have to publicly apologize to black people again.
by (Jim Hamilton), 2 days, 2 hours ago.
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Instead of burning the Quran, let's burn copies of Goosebumps by R.L. Stine. Those books scare the shit out of me.
by (Josh Hopkins), 2 days, 2 hours ago.
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@gruber "Arrogance is the fucking cornerstone of what it means to be American." is one of my favourite lines ever I think. Great rant.
by (Guy English), 2 days, 3 hours ago.
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I don't call it rotisserie chicken, I call it fantasy chicken.
by (A. Koford), 2 days, 3 hours ago.
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My assessment: Twitter for iPad a teeny tiny itsy bitsy little bit majorly completely totally overdesigned.
by (Khoi Vinh), 2 days, 3 hours ago.
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The world needed this image, so I created it: http://twitpic.com/2m9t9a
by (Ahm), 2 days, 4 hours ago.
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I hate when I watch an hour-long special about a scientific investigation into a possible chupacabra carcass and NO conclusion is drawn.
by (Jess), 2 days, 4 hours ago.
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Most people don't realize that a mounted deer head can really liven up your crack den.
by (Eric Hoss), 2 days, 4 hours ago.
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I only sleep with my mom to keep an eye on you guys. The breastfeeding is just a perk.
by (Doctor Zaius), 2 days, 4 hours ago.
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