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Does anyone know how to say "counterproductive" in Mandarin? I want to be the funny guy at the Formica factory.
by (Dan Wineman), 8 hours, 28 minutes ago.
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So, when are hipsters going to try to bring back paying by checks?
by (Bailey Siewert), 8 hours, 42 minutes ago.
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Laurence Fishburne's daughter is doing porn because "that's how Kim Kardashian got famous." At least she's not doing reality TV.
by (caprice crane), 8 hours, 57 minutes ago.
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Self-esteem tip: instead of calling them “crooked,” think of your teeth as being “European.” Tré elegánt!
by (Peter Atencio), 9 hours, 12 minutes ago.
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I'd watch every second of a late-night infomercial on a gadget that can help me cut down the time I spend looking for my belt.
by (Dan Cronin), 9 hours, 12 minutes ago.
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I wear either a large or an extra large, depending on how much I've cried that day.
by (Adam Lisagor), 9 hours, 17 minutes ago.
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So far these refrigerator magnets have not attracted additional refrigerators.
by (A. Koford), 14 hours, 16 minutes ago.
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So if you never eat meat or dairy, you must never throw up, because what happens in Vegans Ow stop hitting me.
by (Adam Isacson), 14 hours, 37 minutes ago.
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FACT: When interviewers ask you where you see yourself in 5 years, they're implicitly bashing your belief in Mayan prophecy.
by (Jason Mustian ), 15 hours, 16 minutes ago.
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@Just_Alison I'm saying Gregor Samsa came into our apartment and Jason murdered him, and now the government gives me cheap car insurance.
by (Peter Atencio), 21 hours, 21 minutes ago.
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Before becoming an actor, Liev Schreiber worked briefly as a liev schreiber.
by (David S.), 21 hours, 49 minutes ago.
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"What color should I dye my hair? Haha, just kidding, my parents never got divorced."
by (Peter Atencio), 23 hours, 29 minutes ago.
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@Just_Alison know what...your awesome and we are soul mates. K bye
by (Annalisa), 1 day ago.
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just copped some new hummels for the crib! these motherfuckers are BAD!!! --> http://twitpic.com/29w8fr #PredictingKanyeTweets @kanyewest
by (Aziz Ansari), 1 day ago.
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These acne commercials are making me think I'm too old to watch Jersey Shore.
by (Lili), 1 day, 1 hour ago.
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Got full access to both Flipboard and Hulu+ this week! It's like the Web deities looked at me and said "Yes, that one. She's nerdy enough."
by (Nicole Lee), 1 day, 2 hours ago.
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Jesus performed miracles to impress women.
by (Mr Wowser), 1 day, 3 hours ago.
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I've got two jobs. 1. Part-time copywriter 2. Avoiding Inception spoilers all other hours of the day.
by (Danforth France), 1 day, 3 hours ago.
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Dear @netflix, I would love a feature that instantly filtered out all of the two-star straight-to-video dreck on your site, please.
by (Danforth France), 1 day, 3 hours ago.
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Hey tech snobs, the new Hotmail is a real piece of work.
by (David S.), 1 day, 5 hours ago.
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