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At those supermarket self checks im never sure what to do with produce with bar codes and I always choose wrong and have to be helped.
by (Clarabelle), 41 minutes ago.
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The problem with me is every child is my teacher's pet. How can I not love kids that fart so freely and soil themselves regularly?
by (bitterpuss), 42 minutes ago.
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Waiting for last parent-teacher conference of the evening to begin, and I can't help but think I should have been a sewage worker.
by (bitterpuss), 48 minutes ago.
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Why don't we ever hear about a Mrs. Pope?
by (Stretch Bootcut), 52 minutes ago.
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http://twitpic.com/1801n8 - OMG! I HAZ A DISTRICT 9! I IZ A FOOKIN' PRAWN, MAN! (No, I suppose you really can't take me anywhere.)
by (John ), 53 minutes ago.
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I hate it when Mint.com sends me emails like: 'Exceeded budget for Gas & Fuel.' How about something more positive, like: 'Room for Porn.'
by (Out of Context), 53 minutes ago.
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Fart Dad
by (SandPo), 53 minutes ago.
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This year it's time to fight fire with fire. Each SXSW tweet will be met with a tweet about sports. And women. And beautiful Flash websites.
by (Brian Bolter), 56 minutes ago.
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I bet if I ran away and DIED you'd feel sorry for not starring my tweets!
by (Caleb K), 59 minutes ago.
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Silver lining: I never would have known how many of my fellow passengers are passionate experts in the art of airline management.
by (Geoff Barnes), 59 minutes ago.
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Heard being sung while a broken cup was emptied: "Take…this broken cup…and".

This house is like the worst episode of Glee ever.
by (Arch Stanton), 1 hour, 1 minute ago.
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I'm supposed to give this speech to a college class next week. All I have so far is "Yo what's up bitches?!"

Little help?
by (He-Man), 1 hour, 9 minutes ago.
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I remember when WWF meant Superfly Snuka bodyslamming nerds who play scrabble.
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by (Sam Hey), 1 hour, 13 minutes ago.
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I got a great deal on a marionette, no strings attached. It’s really kinda boring. I’m so lonely.
by (Jamie Sloan), 1 hour, 15 minutes ago.
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At a little hole-in-the-wall called RED LOBSTER. Guys, they wrap their silverware in *linen* napkins! I'm glad I tucked in my shirt.
by (John ), 1 hour, 16 minutes ago.
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Purging some of your asses. Feels good too.
by (Jeb Ro), 1 hour, 17 minutes ago.
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My dad says Twitter is just a bunch of immature kids. Not EVEN, stupid poopy head.
by (Victoria Ripley), 1 hour, 22 minutes ago.
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Remember when you read all the tweets?
by (Nick Douglas), 1 hour, 23 minutes ago.
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All the icons of my childhood are dying off. Corey Haim, Merlin Olsen, Andy Rooney... oops. I just jinxed myself.
by (Stretch Bootcut), 1 hour, 25 minutes ago.
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Thank you, Zach Galifianakis, for getting famous so that women way out of my league look at me and think, if ever so fleetingly, "maybe."
by (Essex Mortimer Dogg), 1 hour, 26 minutes ago.
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