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BP must be in the diaper business, too. These blowout preventers never work.
by (Brian Bolter), 2 hours, 6 minutes ago.
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I see you're looking at the Aston Martin. You have fine taste. Perhaps I can interest you in a reheated Big Mac. -Facebook as a Car Salesman
by (luckyshirt), 2 hours, 45 minutes ago.
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My toots have been too sexual lately and I'm sorry. Here: Tyler Perry's House of Paynecakes. Not funny, but at least I didn't say boner.
by (Alison Agosti), 3 hours, 6 minutes ago.
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@seoulbrother @jimray @samhey I'm comin’ to your town JERKS.
by (David Cairns), 3 hours, 26 minutes ago.
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IT'S CRIPPLING INSECURITY AND BUD LIGHT LIME TIME.
by (Sam Hey), 3 hours, 32 minutes ago.
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I won't just get a blowjob from a tranny, I'll give one back. It's called courtesy people.
by (Martin Parker), 4 hours ago.
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They say that "sex sells" but no one wants to even touch this couch I've been fuckin.
by (Gabriel Marcus), 5 hours, 24 minutes ago.
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If one woman can produce a baby in nine months, then 1,166,400 women can produce a baby in 20 seconds flat.
by (Arch Stanton), 5 hours, 40 minutes ago.
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@justkramer I love you in a sexual way.
by (Laura Fernandez), 6 hours, 17 minutes ago.
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Really, emcees? Another verse about your fiscal abundance, while others are starving out here? I don't rub my imagination in your face.
by (Simon Goetz), 6 hours, 19 minutes ago.
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I can ride my bike over a bed of nails; in 20 seconds: flat.
by (Christa Mrgan), 6 hours, 28 minutes ago.
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Is there anything worse than the guy who hogs the Fuck Stick at the orgies?- Crazy shit I overheard at my grandma's nursing home.
by (Martin Parker), 6 hours, 29 minutes ago.
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I can deflate a beach ball in 20 seconds flat.
by (Bailey Siewert), 6 hours, 40 minutes ago.
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I can eat a peach in 20 seconds flat.
by (matt), 6 hours, 40 minutes ago.
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I want to get so relaxed on a vacation that I'm able to ask "Is it daiquiri o' clock yet?" without punching myself in the face.
by (lauren caltagirone), 6 hours, 55 minutes ago.
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Of all my regrets, cole slaw is probably a major player in at least 70% of them.
by (Amy Lemon), 7 hours, 8 minutes ago.
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Today my parents celebrate 33 years of marriage. Not bad for a union that began with an 8-ball of alabaster and a game of Russian Roulette.
by (Simon Goetz), 7 hours, 8 minutes ago.
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Why do they call it a "rim-job"? It should be called a "rim-vacation", am I right?
by (Martin Parker), 7 hours, 31 minutes ago.
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Blowjobs are a myth. Just like the tooth fairy or fingerblast Santa.
by (Alison Agosti), 7 hours, 40 minutes ago.
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I bit off more than I could chew today. Yada yada yada, do you have any idea how expensive labiaplasty is?
by (Brent Something), 7 hours, 51 minutes ago.
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