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There are grievous branding errors, and then there is Dressbarn.
by (Linda ), 2 hours, 37 minutes ago.
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Oh no I can't believe I missed your call when I declined it because I was playing Bejeweled.
by (Robin McCauley), 2 hours, 38 minutes ago.
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Apparently this is not a karaoke bar, but a daycare. I've been asked to stop singing and told that I have a right to remain silent.
by (Doctor Zaius), 3 hours, 16 minutes ago.
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i've been following @kanyewest for approximately 20 minutes now and i'm already EXHAUSTED
by (lauren ashley bishop), 5 hours, 6 minutes ago.
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NSFW (acronym) • Internet slang meaning "Use your iPhone".
by (Arch Stanton), 5 hours, 51 minutes ago.
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So, when are hipsters going to try to bring back paying by checks?
by (Bailey Siewert), 6 hours, 9 minutes ago.
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@tj How meta.
by (El Hombre Plátano), 8 hours, 35 minutes ago.
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So if you never eat meat or dairy, you must never throw up, because what happens in Vegans Ow stop hitting me.
by (Adam Isacson), 12 hours, 3 minutes ago.
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And Michael Dorn as Lt. Worf, in a perpetual state of “I cannot believe I have to put up with this shit.” #tng
by (Simon Crowley), 21 hours, 31 minutes ago.
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Beaver pickup line: Dam, girl.
by (Alison Agosti), 23 hours, 45 minutes ago.
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Oh man @fbonomo came through on his connections and now I proudly don these dreamy unlicensed postal shorts. http://yfrog.com/07vrawj
by (Adam Lisagor), 1 day, 3 hours ago.
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This socially awkward writer will be on Jeopardy on September 21, twitching & staring at the camera until it's uncomfortable for everyone.
by (Jelisa Castrodale), 1 day, 5 hours ago.
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Photo: you guys are seriously terrible friends. http://tumblr.com/xnxehpf6g
by (lauren ashley bishop), 1 day, 6 hours ago.
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FYI, yelling "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!" while in a bathroom stall frightens co-workers.
by (MC Thumbtack), 1 day, 6 hours ago.
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I keep seeing misspellings in my tweets that aren't there. I think I'm becoming a typochondriac.
by (Arch Stanton), 1 day, 6 hours ago.
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The only thing worse than the distance between my kitchen light & garbage disposal switches is the distance between my asshole & vagina.
by (Aubrey), 1 day, 6 hours ago.
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Women look at me all like, "Ugh why are you so unkempt" and I just smile because I have like six peanut butter cups in my pocket.
by (Aubrey), 1 day, 7 hours ago.
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Makes me sad that most gay dudes will never get to hear a queef.
by (rob delaney), 1 day, 19 hours ago.
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You never see foursquare updates from hell.
by (A. Koford), 1 day, 21 hours ago.
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That scene where someone gets shot and the friend is driving and yelling HANG IN THERE BUDDY DON'T YOU DIE ON ME! was me moving my goldfish.
by (phillygirl), 1 day, 23 hours ago.
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