C'mere mamacita, put down that Fixodent and let the doctor teach you the Gimpy Pelican.
by samhey (Sam Hey),
1 hour, 20 minutes ago.
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Just posted a followup about the Mozilla debacle: http://blog.metalabdesign.com/post/440371465/the-great-mozilla-debacle
by awilkinson (Andrew Wilkinson),
1 hour, 52 minutes ago.
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Sorry, @theresa_lauren. I can't help but feel partially responsible for that. (My spirit animal IS rabies.)
by Remiel (Remiel),
1 hour, 56 minutes ago.
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http://twitpic.com/17ubbv - Look what came in the mail today!
by califmom (califmom),
2 hours, 6 minutes ago.
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I have a perpetual headache that can only be cured by perpetual sex.
by Thaozilla (Thaozilla),
2 hours, 12 minutes ago.
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I love thunderstorms, but Mr. T-Storm? Could u wait til my kids are asleep before you unleash your fury? They're sorta freakin out. KTHXBAI
by Mia_Ria (Meleah),
2 hours, 15 minutes ago.
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@theresa_lauren Was it that song about the guy and the girl?
by Turkman123 (Young Turk),
2 hours, 20 minutes ago.
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@worldwarmike I could hear her shudder from downstairs.
by ange_black (angela black),
2 hours, 24 minutes ago.
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If you're very quiet, you can hear the sad trombone after the phrase "Also showing in 2D".
by sween (Jason Sweeney),
2 hours, 25 minutes ago.
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I AM AMAZING.
by yodelmachine (hoyden malice),
2 hours, 25 minutes ago.
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My mother put The Princess Bride on just as I was getting ready to leave. The woman knows me well.
by mrsrsara (: Sara Renee),
2 hours, 26 minutes ago.
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@gruber Best way around to dispose of a human body!
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Uh, so I've heard.
by mdhughes (Mark Dagon Hughes),
2 hours, 29 minutes ago.
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@theresa_lauren "It's Not Unusual."
by weselec (shane),
2 hours, 40 minutes ago.
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Being an introvert both describes my personality and my bellybutton.
by Just_Alison (Alison Agosti),
2 hours, 41 minutes ago.
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I'm feeling politely confrontational. Would anyone care for a piece of me?
by apelad (A. Koford),
2 hours, 42 minutes ago.
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Snow's starting to melt. Soon I'll have to rake the leaves from last fall and do something with the dead panda. I told the kids he ran away.
by fireland (Joshua Allen),
2 hours, 42 minutes ago.
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@ange_black in the words of your daughter, "MOM!"
by worldwarmike (Mike Minnick),
2 hours, 43 minutes ago.
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last minute SF event: learn some in's and out's of HTML5 w/ beer and cake w/ awesome developer @t! http://bit.ly/bW2fj1
by dlprager (David Prager),
2 hours, 46 minutes ago.
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY INVENT AN AVOCADO RIPENESS ALARM.
by BrilliantOrange (C.m. Velazquez),
2 hours, 54 minutes ago.
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When my dog burps, I can smell all 31 flavors of cat poo.
by lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor),
2 hours, 56 minutes ago.
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