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@texburgher I call it Favstar.
by (Brian Bolter), 1 hour, 32 minutes ago.
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When a product claims to take your experience "to the next level," I just assume they're talking about hell.
by (SeoulBrother), 2 hours, 48 minutes ago.
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In-ear headphones make coach rail travel with other peoples' children totally bearable. (No, not your children. Your children are angels.)
by (Nathaniel Irons), 2 hours, 58 minutes ago.
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The problem with making shitty code not crash is when you’re done you’re like, “Yay, now this code is _only_ shitty.”
by (Wil Shipley), 3 hours, 1 minute ago.
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But seriously, I tuck my pinky under the iPhone when I hold it and the dock hole is sharp.

Class-action lawsuit? http://yfrog.com/2dw4hoj
by (jimk), 3 hours, 3 minutes ago.
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Yes ma'am. I'll hang my head in shame after I've hung my testicles in this iced coffee.

My dignity takes a back seat when battling the heat
by (Jonathan), 3 hours, 29 minutes ago.
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Truth is, I go to the MoMA more to look at the people than to look at the art.
by (Lucius Kwok), 4 hours, 38 minutes ago.
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Reuben McGriddle is my nom nom de plume.
by (Sam Hey), 4 hours, 54 minutes ago.
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The $500 luxury computing device may not have bankrupted them, but that $40 productivity app sure will!
by (Justin Williams), 5 hours, 5 minutes ago.
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I don't understand the term "social graph".
by (John Gruber), 5 hours, 13 minutes ago.
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Ever leave your phone at your desk and end up reading your wallet in the restroom? Ever tweet about it? Ever hope my boss doesn't see this?
by (Adam Isacson), 5 hours, 14 minutes ago.
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"Do me a favor. Give your dog's feet a whiff when you get home." --coworker
by (Erica Minton), 5 hours, 46 minutes ago.
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♫ ♪ Lord, I was born a NAMBLA man.
Tryin' to get some loving and doing the worst I can. ♪ ♫
by (Doctor Zaius), 5 hours, 47 minutes ago.
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"You have a dog, right? Does its feet smell like old popcorn to you?" --coworker
by (Erica Minton), 5 hours, 52 minutes ago.
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The karaoke lyric prompter was broken, and everyone seemed appalled that I don't know all the words to "I Want To Hold Your Ham".
by (Doctor Zaius), 6 hours, 39 minutes ago.
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Does anyone know how to say "counterproductive" in Mandarin? I want to be the funny guy at the Formica factory.
by (Dan Wineman), 7 hours, 4 minutes ago.
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I wear either a large or an extra large, depending on how much I've cried that day.
by (Adam Lisagor), 7 hours, 52 minutes ago.
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I feel like such a grown up when I realize, "Oh, my wallet is in my suit from last night." Less so when I gobble two donuts over the sink.
by (Andre Torrez), 9 hours, 9 minutes ago.
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Stupid is as stupid does your mom.
by (Cameron Kenley Hunt), 9 hours, 28 minutes ago.
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The musical accompaniment for our lovemaking experience will be The Wall, in its entirety. J/K I'm already done. Night night!
by (Joshua Allen), 9 hours, 34 minutes ago.
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