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Oregon is the Amazon Prime of states. When a thing says it costs $29.99, check this out - you pay $29.99!
by (Neven Mrgan), 13 minutes ago.
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"A thousand shots of Debbie Harry's poon don't just vanish from the Internet overnight. No. Uh-uh. Somebody had to gone and done something."
by (JTD), 19 minutes ago.
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White people will never not sing the bum bum bum's in 'Sweet Caroline'.
by (ruthakers), 19 minutes ago.
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My GPS is kind of a bitch.
by (Theresa), 24 minutes ago.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: The "do the dog face" scene in "Bolt" is some of the best character animation I've ever seen.
by (Jeffery Harrell), 30 minutes ago.
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I bet peeping toms see a lot more nose picking than they bargain for.
by (Josh Hara), 40 minutes ago.
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14yo: "Some people quote presidents. Some people quote prophets. Our family quotes comedians and Arrested Development."
by (Jerilyn Hassell Pool), 1 hour ago.
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The wise man also says that the crime rate is very low. Probably explains why random women are walking around solo at 4am. Or maybe not...
by (Chamillionaire), 1 hour, 1 minute ago.
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My Glenn Beck Halloween costume will be easy.
All I need to do is put eye holes in a douche bag.
by (Feengrangle Qualis), 1 hour, 38 minutes ago.
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@timhaines Yeah, I'd say it's isolated. Went for a look around the area I live and you'd have no idea an earthquake even happened.
by (Sam Symons), 1 hour, 44 minutes ago.
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From your mouth to God's ears. Then into your ass. Then into God's mouth. Etc, etc...
by (Jason Mustian ), 1 hour, 50 minutes ago.
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My parents are "dancing". It looks like they're being attacked by bees.
by (Aimee B), 1 hour, 58 minutes ago.
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I'm on the same page as myself which has to be better than we all did next week.
by (Morgan ), 2 hours, 12 minutes ago.
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I left the big díck in my other pants.
by (Feengrangle Qualis), 2 hours, 13 minutes ago.
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I explained I was wearing flip flops because of my infected open heel wound, not poor fashion, but people still wouldn't high five me. :(
by (Jason), 2 hours, 17 minutes ago.
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 No results found for "Shirley Temple Black Russian"

Until now.
by (matt), 2 hours, 19 minutes ago.
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I'm bored. I think I'll take the batteries out of the remote and call Comcast support to see how long it takes them to figure it out.
by (Jamie Sloan), 2 hours, 25 minutes ago.
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You still pay for a cell phone? In Bed-Stuy we use courier pigeons instead. If you see me clapping on a rooftop, I'm checking my voicemail.
by (Simon Goetz), 2 hours, 26 minutes ago.
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Just got hit on by a Blackberry user. Gross.
by (Chris Clark), 2 hours, 34 minutes ago.
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Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam is on. Well there goes my idea for a great summer camp porn movie title.
by (Wade), 2 hours, 35 minutes ago.
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