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If I were redesigning the bazooka I would make it look like a cat. People would be all, "That's a big, fucking cat," and then POW!
by (Trelvix), 43 minutes ago.
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@Just_Alison @daveshumka My God. She's right. Unstar.
by (Polythene Spam), 55 minutes ago.
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Oregon is the Amazon Prime of states. When a thing says it costs $29.99, check this out - you pay $29.99!
by (Neven Mrgan), 1 hour, 7 minutes ago.
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"A thousand shots of Debbie Harry's poon don't just vanish from the Internet overnight. No. Uh-uh. Somebody had to gone and done something."
by (JTD), 1 hour, 12 minutes ago.
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White people will never not sing the bum bum bum's in 'Sweet Caroline'.
by (ruthakers), 1 hour, 13 minutes ago.
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My GPS is kind of a bitch.
by (Theresa), 1 hour, 18 minutes ago.
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: The "do the dog face" scene in "Bolt" is some of the best character animation I've ever seen.
by (Jeffery Harrell), 1 hour, 23 minutes ago.
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I bet peeping toms see a lot more nose picking than they bargain for.
by (Josh Hara), 1 hour, 33 minutes ago.
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14yo: "Some people quote presidents. Some people quote prophets. Our family quotes comedians and Arrested Development."
by (Jerilyn Hassell Pool), 1 hour, 54 minutes ago.
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Think the ingredients of Mickey's Big Mouth are about the same as in "Janitor-In-A-Drum."
by (Don Millard), 2 hours, 12 minutes ago.
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My Glenn Beck Halloween costume will be easy.
All I need to do is put eye holes in a douche bag.
by (Feengrangle Qualis), 2 hours, 32 minutes ago.
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From your mouth to God's ears. Then into your ass. Then into God's mouth. Etc, etc...
by (Jason Mustian ), 2 hours, 44 minutes ago.
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How many roofies do I slip in a pizza, you know ... if the pizza's playing hard to get?
by (Josh Donoghue), 2 hours, 45 minutes ago.
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Keep believin', middle-aged white dude at Wegmans wearing a Charlie Batch jersey. Keep believin'!
by (Steve Lopez), 2 hours, 57 minutes ago.
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BP must be in the diaper business, too. These blowout preventers never work.
by (Brian Bolter), 2 hours, 58 minutes ago.
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I'm on the same page as myself which has to be better than we all did next week.
by (Morgan ), 3 hours, 6 minutes ago.
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I left the big díck in my other pants.
by (Feengrangle Qualis), 3 hours, 7 minutes ago.
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Once was a storm in Nantucket/Brought waves & rain down in buckets/Still heading out/as if there were doubt/Will get wet but said ah fuckit!
by (Kristen), 3 hours, 10 minutes ago.
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I explained I was wearing flip flops because of my infected open heel wound, not poor fashion, but people still wouldn't high five me. :(
by (Jason), 3 hours, 10 minutes ago.
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The Jonas Brothers have lots of moles. I hope they get them checked often.
by (Stacey), 3 hours, 12 minutes ago.
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