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It says something—I’m not sure what—about who you follow when you misread #ginclub as #github.
by (Beau Colburn), 1 hour, 5 minutes ago.
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@jamieboogies But you make an AWESOME Jar Jar!
by (Angie Kelly), 1 hour, 12 minutes ago.
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You say "manic episode" like that's a problem.
by (Victoria Marinelli), 1 hour, 14 minutes ago.
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I can spit an olive in the air and still catch it in my mouth after 6 martinis...

almost half of the time! Sorry lady.
by (MJ), 1 hour, 16 minutes ago.
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Sometimes pulled pork is the best a man can do.
by (Adrian Woodworth), 1 hour, 16 minutes ago.
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5yo likes to play Star Wars.

Her 1yo sister gets part of R2-D2.

I'm told to pretend I'm Jar-Jar. WTF?!

Meanwhile, her mother is ROFL.
by (Jamie Boogies), 1 hour, 19 minutes ago.
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I'm preeeeeeety sure you're drunk, me.
by (Sarah), 1 hour, 49 minutes ago.
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The only thing better than beer is free beer.
by (Elizabeth Oporto), 2 hours, 2 minutes ago.
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Without Jethro Tull, many people would be without an opportunity to play the air flute.
by (Josh Hara), 2 hours, 9 minutes ago.
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"You know what doesn't make sense? Ewoks."
by (Matt Wood), 2 hours, 11 minutes ago.
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Not sure what to do with those Capri Sun wrappers your kids leave all over the house? Glue them together and make some dental dams!
by (Meg Abbitch), 2 hours, 11 minutes ago.
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Dear Geek God, please let the Apple Magic Trackpad be their Microsoft BOB. Let it flop & let nobody else ask me to set one up on Windows.
by (william mcbee), 2 hours, 16 minutes ago.
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So a boring white guy walks into a bar and asexually reproduces multiple times. Or so the scene here would appear...
by (MJ), 2 hours, 19 minutes ago.
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if i wrote greeting cards:

(front)
happy anniversary to the man i settled with.
(inside)
i mean for.
by (fartgirl), 2 hours, 23 minutes ago.
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What the fuck is wrong with everybody today? I mean, I KNOW what my problem is.
by (Dolanite), 2 hours, 24 minutes ago.
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Can we please get the old Dennis Miller back?
by (The Night Stalker), 2 hours, 33 minutes ago.
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There is a blind date happening at the next table over and it is hilarious.
by (mikemorrow), 2 hours, 35 minutes ago.
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spider Spider SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER
by (KC), 2 hours, 40 minutes ago.
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When someone uses 'diarrhea of the mouth', I don't think they really remember the last time they had diarrhea.
by (Matthew), 2 hours, 41 minutes ago.
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Just did my first FaceTime call. Notes:
-No black guy on the other end like the ads claim.
-Decent level of nudity.
-Your mom says hello.
by (Jeff Kelley), 2 hours, 42 minutes ago.
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