The builders still haven't put the blinds back on my bathroom window.
...officer.
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He's a narcissist but I love me anyway.
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If it is determined that the initial cause involved one of our facilities, we will take full responsibility and do what is necessary.
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One day I'm going to accidentally commit the hack I use to mute the volume in this music game and there's going to be a lot of sad teenagers
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Problem isn't some ignorant redneck burning a book. Problem is rewarding his stupidity with attention.
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Man, some of you people give out more stars in a day than my third grade teacher Mrs. Nussbaum handed out during the entire Holocaust.
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Over Anchorage, AK. Looking everywhere but can't see Russia from here. Will keep you updated as search continues. http://twitpic.com/2mvxod
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Not being religious is a tremendous time-saver.
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If we get one more fart app submission, so help me, I will close the App Store.
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Shhh... I'm almost done with the last Harry potter. Also, it's 2008. Shhh...
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