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The upside is Charlie Rangel has plenty of places to choose from if he retires.
by (Brian Bolter), 1 hour, 9 minutes ago.
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was buying his OCD roommate toilet paper with lotion in it.
by (John ), 1 hour, 10 minutes ago.
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Great idea for big cities: bathroom stores.
by (Bailey Siewert), 1 hour, 14 minutes ago.
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I want beer. All of the beer in the whole wide world. All of it! ALL OF ITTTTTTT!
by (Sarah), 1 hour, 18 minutes ago.
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Texting my ex-boyfriend and he sends a random penis pic. It's just a small reminder of why we are no longer together.
by (Lindsay), 1 hour, 43 minutes ago.
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There are grievous branding errors, and then there is Dressbarn.
by (Linda ), 2 hours, 37 minutes ago.
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Oh no I can't believe I missed your call when I declined it because I was playing Bejeweled.
by (Robin McCauley), 2 hours, 38 minutes ago.
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Apparently this is not a karaoke bar, but a daycare. I've been asked to stop singing and told that I have a right to remain silent.
by (Doctor Zaius), 3 hours, 16 minutes ago.
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Oh, TODAY they release the iPhone4. I needed one yesterday.
by (Peter), 4 hours, 26 minutes ago.
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♫ ♪ Lord, I was born a NAMBLA man.
Tryin' to get some loving and doing the worst I can. ♪ ♫
by (Doctor Zaius), 4 hours, 39 minutes ago.
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Stupid liquor store didn't have any National Cheesecake Day specials. Apparently the terrorists have already won.
by (Pat Handley), 4 hours, 48 minutes ago.
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Oh what the hell. Let's watch Annie Hall for the 833rd time. I mean, I've already thought about vibrating eggs twice today.
by (Chris Aucutt), 4 hours, 50 minutes ago.
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I like my hamburgers the way I like my women: two all something patties, special sauce, something something sesame seed buns.
by (Stretch Bootcut), 4 hours, 53 minutes ago.
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I'm trying to connect the dots between my thoughts and came up with the outline of nipple clamps. Wonder what that means.
by (Crusty Juggler), 5 hours, 4 minutes ago.
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i've been following @kanyewest for approximately 20 minutes now and i'm already EXHAUSTED
by (lauren ashley bishop), 5 hours, 7 minutes ago.
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Taking my kid to the mall to get a new iPod for her birthday.

I hope someone left their car unlocked with theirs inside.
by (ruthakers), 5 hours, 9 minutes ago.
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Pro tip: Old people are NOT babies, so knock off the baby-talk when speaking to the elderly.
by (Dexter Colt), 5 hours, 11 minutes ago.
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It appears to me Kanye West thinks of himself as the Dalai Lama of the obvious.
by (Feengrangle Qualis), 5 hours, 11 minutes ago.
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♫ ♪ I've got two ticks and they're parasites.
Don't you scratch your bag or the fleas will bite. ♪ ♫
by (Doctor Zaius), 5 hours, 12 minutes ago.
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I heard @BillMaher will be in Kansas City tonight. He better not try to poison our youth with his liberal agenda of shoes & indoor plumbing.
by (Michael Pierce), 5 hours, 24 minutes ago.
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