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Found a DVD without an envelope in my Pop-Tarts box. I hope you liked Strawberry Frosted, Netflix.
by (Mike), 38 minutes ago.
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I close my happy faces. (:)
by (adam juskewitch), 41 minutes ago.
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Pretending: Because some days you need to be a superhero.
by (Jason Sweeney), 46 minutes ago.
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Awake from dreams of Melissa Etheridge's porno cooking show. Never sleeping again.
by (Rob Weychert), 52 minutes ago.
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...articulated bus. As you can see it leads to premature status updates, not to mention nausea.
by (Greg Hoy), 1 hour, 28 minutes ago.
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Now that I'm 30, I can officially begin cat lady training.
by (Katie ), 1 hour, 38 minutes ago.
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As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88mph, the instant the lightning strikes the tower...
by (Brad Smith), 2 hours, 34 minutes ago.
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This Cow Pie tastes like shit.
by (Nicholas Allen), 4 hours, 1 minute ago.
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Sleeping under a pile of quilts, out here on the couch, I feel wild, like Daniel Boone, from the Bible, must have felt.
by (Scott Simpson), 4 hours, 39 minutes ago.
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Foursquare? Gowalla? They are 'idoits'. Checkin and badge are old and boring.
by (Todd Oh), 5 hours, 13 minutes ago.
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Apparently, I can be replaced by pizza.
by (Indefensible), 5 hours, 32 minutes ago.
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@secretsquirrel Eighty-three has a terrible, terrible secret. You're thinking "it's the sum of three consecutive primes"; THAT'S NOT IT.
by (David Seymour), 5 hours, 35 minutes ago.
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Everything in the SXSW schedule is named like a Dr. Strangelove sequel.
by (Ben Tesch), 5 hours, 35 minutes ago.
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One is the loneliest number. Seven is kinda racist. Nine needs to just come out already. Four drinks to forget. Three is angry, so so angry.
by (Ryan), 5 hours, 38 minutes ago.
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I wanted twitter to hear it first: I have a boyfriend now. His name is Radio Lab.
by (Jessie Char), 6 hours ago.
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What do you call it when a guy makes you pick up the check? An unfunded man-date. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGHcoughcoughcoughcoughcoughcoughco
by (B-Cam), 6 hours, 22 minutes ago.
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Look What Came In The Mail Today: The Internet Says, Fuck Cancer! - califmom: http://bit.ly/cuTZDK via @addthis
by (califmom), 6 hours, 27 minutes ago.
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Just set my alarm for 6AM. This is going to be hilarious if it actually works.
by (SeoulBrother), 6 hours, 52 minutes ago.
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But now the question is, who is worse: the guy who masturbates on the Internet wearing nothing but a turtleneck or me for watching it?
by (Malus Manus ), 6 hours, 53 minutes ago.
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@jw truly incredible work with 2.0. Congrats to you and the team.
by (Dave Morin), 7 hours, 2 minutes ago.
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