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@gesteves You really blew it. Way to go.
by sandwichpolice (Lainey),
3 hours, 32 minutes ago.
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I'd pork Jon Hamm.
by camh (Cameron Kenley Hunt),
11 hours, 36 minutes ago.
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I'm more of a chapstick lesbian.
by Just_Alison (Alison Agosti),
14 hours, 5 minutes ago.
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Google Instant will never have the subtle flavour or fully-bodied taste of dark-roasted, freshly-ground Google.
by secretsquirrel (Ryan),
14 hours, 31 minutes ago.
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Listening to black metal at a low volume is like operating a chainsaw sober.
by pagecrusher (Simon Goetz),
14 hours, 32 minutes ago.
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Star Trek started on this date in 1966, and quickly became America's third most effective form of birth control.
by wonderella (Wonderella),
1 day, 2 hours ago.
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Need Game Center support in the following games ASAP:
- Twitter
- Things
- Stocks
by mikeysan (mikey-san),
1 day, 2 hours ago.
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"Thanks for reviewing this. It's not something I want, but I bet it's perfect for someone else." - things Internet commenters will never say
by TJLuoma (TJ Luoma),
1 day, 2 hours ago.
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Blah blah blah stressed.
Blah blah blah drinking.
Blah blah blah detachable penis.
Blah blah blah therapy.
by damselesque (Beth),
1 day, 7 hours ago.
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Soon: Google Prescient Search, which is just a guy who brings printouts of Wikipedia and LinkedIn to your door, then kicks you in the balls.
by Remiel (Remiel),
1 day, 8 hours ago.
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I walk into the coffeeshop. An acoustic, instrumental cover of Nirvana’s “Come As You Are” is playing. I walk out of the coffeeshop.
by beep (Beep.),
1 day, 8 hours ago.
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But how does the new Google Search work when I search for puppies, Batman, or Iowa? I think I need a few more demos before I really get it.
by ironicsans (David Friedman),
1 day, 12 hours ago.
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So it turns out that at the local sports bar, if there isn't a sports section above your urinal, it's not OK to read your neighbors'. Weird.
by SeoulBrother (SeoulBrother),
2 days, 1 hour ago.
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Mad Men is this serious, dramatic show, and yet at the end of every one I see "created by Matthew Weiner" and crack up.
by codinghorror (Jeff Atwood),
2 days, 5 hours ago.
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This day needs a burrito.
by califmom (califmom),
2 days, 6 hours ago.
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SQL like a pig.
by drw (drastic rewrite),
2 days, 7 hours ago.
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The Internet has Google by the balls.
by KuraFire (Faruk Ateş),
2 days, 8 hours ago.
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I love Google's new Priority Inbox simply because I get to mark emails as "not important."
by sourjayne (Sarah Harrison),
2 days, 9 hours ago.
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COMING THIS FALL: A Minister comes back to life to avenge his death in...
Rev. 2.0
by smartasshat (ʇɐɥs sɐ ʇɹɐɯs),
2 days, 9 hours ago.
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“The test of a work of art is, in the end, our affection for it, not our ability to explain why it is good.”
—Stanley Kubrick
by gruber (John Gruber),
2 days, 10 hours ago.
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