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At those supermarket self checks im never sure what to do with produce with bar codes and I always choose wrong and have to be helped.
by (Clarabelle), 37 minutes ago.
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The problem with me is every child is my teacher's pet. How can I not love kids that fart so freely and soil themselves regularly?
by (bitterpuss), 37 minutes ago.
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Waiting for last parent-teacher conference of the evening to begin, and I can't help but think I should have been a sewage worker.
by (bitterpuss), 43 minutes ago.
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Why don't we ever hear about a Mrs. Pope?
by (Stretch Bootcut), 47 minutes ago.
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I hate it when Mint.com sends me emails like: 'Exceeded budget for Gas & Fuel.' How about something more positive, like: 'Room for Porn.'
by (Out of Context), 49 minutes ago.
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Fart Dad
by (SandPo), 49 minutes ago.
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This year it's time to fight fire with fire. Each SXSW tweet will be met with a tweet about sports. And women. And beautiful Flash websites.
by (Brian Bolter), 52 minutes ago.
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I bet if I ran away and DIED you'd feel sorry for not starring my tweets!
by (Caleb K), 54 minutes ago.
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Silver lining: I never would have known how many of my fellow passengers are passionate experts in the art of airline management.
by (Geoff Barnes), 55 minutes ago.
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@zeldman It looks like you're trying scribble in books. Want some help? #sxsw
by (Clippy The Paperclip), 55 minutes ago.
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Heard being sung while a broken cup was emptied: "Take…this broken cup…and".

This house is like the worst episode of Glee ever.
by (Arch Stanton), 56 minutes ago.
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@wendyabc No need. They are training themselves: http://groups.google.com/group/viphone
by (James Craig), 58 minutes ago.
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Is anyone training people with disabilities on the accessibility features and apps on smart phones?
by (Wendy Chisholm), 1 hour, 2 minutes ago.
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@chockenberry OF COURSE YOUD LIKE ROAMIN NUMERALS, THEYRE THE ONLY WAY TO DO MATH IN THE CHOCK LOCK
by (Simon Crowley), 1 hour, 3 minutes ago.
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I'm supposed to give this speech to a college class next week. All I have so far is "Yo what's up bitches?!"

Little help?
by (He-Man), 1 hour, 4 minutes ago.
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I remember when WWF meant Superfly Snuka bodyslamming nerds who play scrabble.
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by (Sam Hey), 1 hour, 9 minutes ago.
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I got a great deal on a marionette, no strings attached. It’s really kinda boring. I’m so lonely.
by (Jamie Sloan), 1 hour, 10 minutes ago.
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Purging some of your asses. Feels good too.
by (Jeb Ro), 1 hour, 12 minutes ago.
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My dad says Twitter is just a bunch of immature kids. Not EVEN, stupid poopy head.
by (Victoria Ripley), 1 hour, 18 minutes ago.
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All the icons of my childhood are dying off. Corey Haim, Merlin Olsen, Andy Rooney... oops. I just jinxed myself.
by (Stretch Bootcut), 1 hour, 20 minutes ago.
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