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@jamieboogies But you make an AWESOME Jar Jar!
by (Angie Kelly), 1 hour, 37 minutes ago.
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You say "manic episode" like that's a problem.
by (Victoria Marinelli), 1 hour, 39 minutes ago.
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I can spit an olive in the air and still catch it in my mouth after 6 martinis...

almost half of the time! Sorry lady.
by (MJ), 1 hour, 41 minutes ago.
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Sometimes pulled pork is the best a man can do.
by (Adrian Woodworth), 1 hour, 41 minutes ago.
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5yo likes to play Star Wars.

Her 1yo sister gets part of R2-D2.

I'm told to pretend I'm Jar-Jar. WTF?!

Meanwhile, her mother is ROFL.
by (Jamie Boogies), 1 hour, 44 minutes ago.
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The only thing better than beer is free beer.
by (Elizabeth Oporto), 2 hours, 27 minutes ago.
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Without Jethro Tull, many people would be without an opportunity to play the air flute.
by (Josh Hara), 2 hours, 34 minutes ago.
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"You know what doesn't make sense? Ewoks."
by (Matt Wood), 2 hours, 36 minutes ago.
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Not sure what to do with those Capri Sun wrappers your kids leave all over the house? Glue them together and make some dental dams!
by (Meg Abbitch), 2 hours, 36 minutes ago.
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So a boring white guy walks into a bar and asexually reproduces multiple times. Or so the scene here would appear...
by (MJ), 2 hours, 44 minutes ago.
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if i wrote greeting cards:

(front)
happy anniversary to the man i settled with.
(inside)
i mean for.
by (fartgirl), 2 hours, 48 minutes ago.
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What the fuck is wrong with everybody today? I mean, I KNOW what my problem is.
by (Dolanite), 2 hours, 49 minutes ago.
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Can we please get the old Dennis Miller back?
by (The Night Stalker), 2 hours, 58 minutes ago.
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There is a blind date happening at the next table over and it is hilarious.
by (mikemorrow), 3 hours ago.
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spider Spider SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER SPIDER
by (KC), 3 hours, 5 minutes ago.
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When someone uses 'diarrhea of the mouth', I don't think they really remember the last time they had diarrhea.
by (Matthew), 3 hours, 6 minutes ago.
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Just did my first FaceTime call. Notes:
-No black guy on the other end like the ads claim.
-Decent level of nudity.
-Your mom says hello.
by (Jeff Kelley), 3 hours, 7 minutes ago.
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@texburgher I call it Favstar.
by (Brian Bolter), 3 hours, 19 minutes ago.
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When a product claims to take your experience "to the next level," I just assume they're talking about hell.
by (SeoulBrother), 4 hours, 36 minutes ago.
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I started catching up on my political news, but then I saw something about a Weiner Rangel and skipped ahead to sports.
by (Wade), 4 hours, 38 minutes ago.
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