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Now that I'm 30, I can officially begin cat lady training.
by (Katie ), 1 hour, 26 minutes ago.
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No don' wanna get up, wanna sleep. Oh, plane? For SXSW. Okay. Will get up.
by (Abby Spice), 3 hours, 12 minutes ago.
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I feel like I didn't tweet every funny thing that happened today. That's nice.
by (Indefensible), 3 hours, 24 minutes ago.
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This Cow Pie tastes like shit.
by (Nicholas Allen), 3 hours, 49 minutes ago.
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Sleeping under a pile of quilts, out here on the couch, I feel wild, like Daniel Boone, from the Bible, must have felt.
by (Scott Simpson), 4 hours, 27 minutes ago.
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Apparently, I can be replaced by pizza.
by (Indefensible), 5 hours, 19 minutes ago.
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@secretsquirrel Eighty-three has a terrible, terrible secret. You're thinking "it's the sum of three consecutive primes"; THAT'S NOT IT.
by (David Seymour), 5 hours, 23 minutes ago.
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Everything in the SXSW schedule is named like a Dr. Strangelove sequel.
by (Ben Tesch), 5 hours, 23 minutes ago.
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One is the loneliest number. Seven is kinda racist. Nine needs to just come out already. Four drinks to forget. Three is angry, so so angry.
by (Ryan), 5 hours, 26 minutes ago.
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@jessiechar LISTEN TO THE ONE WHERE THEY TALK ABOUT THE MONKEY WEARING A DRESS. LISTEN TO THE ONE WHERE THEY TALK ABOUT A MONKEY WEARING A D
by (Alison Agosti), 5 hours, 46 minutes ago.
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I wanted twitter to hear it first: I have a boyfriend now. His name is Radio Lab.
by (Jessie Char), 5 hours, 48 minutes ago.
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Zima will never not be funny. It's an evergreen. It's the "Dad is great, give us the chocolate cake" of clear malt beverages.
by (Josh A. Cagan), 5 hours, 50 minutes ago.
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Look What Came In The Mail Today: The Internet Says, Fuck Cancer! - califmom: http://bit.ly/cuTZDK via @addthis
by (califmom), 6 hours, 15 minutes ago.
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Just set my alarm for 6AM. This is going to be hilarious if it actually works.
by (SeoulBrother), 6 hours, 39 minutes ago.
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@scottsimpson It's a rip-off if they don't let you safely fall through the ceiling at some point though.
by (hubs), 6 hours, 59 minutes ago.
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Any office building could open a side business as an action movie theme park just by charging to let you crawl through the ductwork.
by (Scott Simpson), 7 hours, 5 minutes ago.
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Sometimes I use a flip phone just to feel something. Anything.
by (matt), 7 hours, 22 minutes ago.
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@Just_Alison No, I get it. I was just repeating what you said in a dumb voice.
by (David S.), 7 hours, 30 minutes ago.
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@daveshumka So 23 Twibzler jokes. One for every hour you're on Twitter. How are you not getting this?
by (Alison Agosti), 7 hours, 35 minutes ago.
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Amber got Final Fantasy XIII which means no Heavy Rain for me. Also I miss my gorgeous hair.
by (Andre Torrez), 7 hours, 53 minutes ago.
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