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I just saw a six year old Puerto Rican boy who had almost a full mustache.
by (Jodi Faye Bullock), 1 hour, 14 minutes ago.
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If you're very quiet, you can hear the sad trombone after the phrase "Also showing in 2D".
by (Jason Sweeney), 2 hours, 9 minutes ago.
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@gruber Best way around to dispose of a human body!
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Uh, so I've heard.
by (Mark Dagon Hughes), 2 hours, 14 minutes ago.
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Snow's starting to melt. Soon I'll have to rake the leaves from last fall and do something with the dead panda. I told the kids he ran away.
by (Joshua Allen), 2 hours, 26 minutes ago.
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Sometimes I think the moon is really the earth in the future and it's there to scare us but we're not scared. We are so stupid.
by (kelly oxford), 2 hours, 58 minutes ago.
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the internal "what camera(s) should i bring" debate begins.
by (heather champ), 3 hours, 5 minutes ago.
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I'm guessing all these Runaway Toyotas probably just needed time and space to escape the pressures of their upcoming weddings.
by (Jason Permenter), 3 hours, 10 minutes ago.
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Guys...I may have just found my dream apartment. I mean, my dreams will fit into 250 sq ft, right?
by (Jeff), 3 hours, 21 minutes ago.
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@scottsimpson Now you've just got to TP @lonelysandwich's house after he uninvites you to his Quinceanera. It makes the feud official.
by (Alison Agosti), 3 hours, 22 minutes ago.
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Where in Austin can I rent a t-shirt cannon?
by (Mike Monteiro), 3 hours, 37 minutes ago.
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Today I didn't even have to rebalance my 401k. I got to say, it was a good day.
by (Sean Hussey), 3 hours, 42 minutes ago.
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"Try YouTube in a fast, new web browser!" - you might think that means fast at video playback http://bit.ly/baQqYC
by (othermaciej), 3 hours, 47 minutes ago.
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"Packing my shorts."
by (Geoff Barnes), 3 hours, 49 minutes ago.
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Franchise concept: "Waffles & Whisky"

You're welcome.
by (Tony Delgrosso), 4 hours, 4 minutes ago.
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I hate when my first impression is "That control is 1 pixel too low." Because I can never unsee that.
by (Jim Correia), 4 hours, 19 minutes ago.
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Honestly lady, I just impressed *myself* with my language, but the answer to your question is, no, I'm not expecting.
by (Bailey), 4 hours, 35 minutes ago.
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What I've learned today from reading tweets. I'm stupid, awesome, wonderful, meh, fantastic & "the best". It's probably all true.
by (Jason Shellen), 4 hours, 49 minutes ago.
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I didn't mean to snub you. I didn't recognize you with pubes.
by (David S.), 5 hours ago.
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Oh yeah, guys, it's Explain Your Pinkie Ring day, the annual holiday where you explain your pinkie ring. I'm listening.
by (Ahm), 5 hours, 24 minutes ago.
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AAAAARGH EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT SURELY DEATH IS NEAR
by (Queen Lindstifa), 5 hours, 30 minutes ago.
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