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One day I'm going to accidentally commit the hack I use to mute the volume in this music game and there's going to be a lot of sad teenagers
by (Guy English), 2 hours, 42 minutes ago.
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Problem isn't some ignorant redneck burning a book. Problem is rewarding his stupidity with attention.
by (Tim Bray), 3 hours, 3 minutes ago.
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From the "Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers!" school of public speaking, here's Phil Davison of Minerva, OH. http://is.gd/f3pv4
by (Jason Anthony Guy), 4 hours, 15 minutes ago.
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Not being religious is a tremendous time-saver.
by (Andy Borowitz), 5 hours, 1 minute ago.
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How would I describe @Mike_FTW? He's a happy-go-lucky fisherman who spends his day casting a line into the depths to see who will bite.
by (Heather Champ), 6 hours, 9 minutes ago.
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The worst part of changing a diaper is when Grandpa starts having WWII flashbacks.
by (Josh Hopkins), 6 hours, 34 minutes ago.
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If we required the same level of evidence to act on climate change as we did for invading the Middle East, we wouldn't need the Middle East.
by (Sean Hussey), 6 hours, 39 minutes ago.
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"No true christian" is what you say when you're trying to redefine your religion to be what you really really wish it were.
by (Stephanie), 7 hours, 23 minutes ago.
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Quran burning's off.

Now what the hell am I supposed to do Saturday?
by (Arch Stanton), 9 hours, 45 minutes ago.
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I think I’m going to start a kickstarter.com campaign to buy @mikeash a puppy.
by (Jonathan Wight), 10 hours, 53 minutes ago.
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Burning a Quran is contrary to our values—this country was built on the notions of religious freedom and tolerance.
by (Barack Obama), 12 hours, 53 minutes ago.
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I'm more of a chapstick lesbian.
by (Alison Agosti), 15 hours, 54 minutes ago.
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"TOWER OF POWER TOO SWEET TO BE SOUR," has joined the conference.
by (JT), 17 hours, 36 minutes ago.
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Part of me says I can't keep drinking like this. The other part of me says, "Don't listen to that guy. He's drunk."
by (JT), 17 hours, 48 minutes ago.
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I bet that whole Quran-burning thing turns out to be a clerical error.
by (matt), 1 day, 4 hours ago.
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Game Center should have been named Pong.
by (Jim Correia), 1 day, 11 hours ago.
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@gruber Of all the companies that can pull off a worthy iPod Touch competitor, my money is on Psystar.
by (Aaron Mahnke), 1 day, 14 hours ago.
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Wait a second, where are all my turds? Turd Burglar! How could you?
by (Cameron Kenley Hunt), 1 day, 14 hours ago.
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I don't understand why that guy plans to burn a Quran on 9/11. But he must be totally excited about making his first ever book purchase.
by (Matthew Baldwin), 1 day, 14 hours ago.
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I love the feeling of the world slowly coming into focus after pouring that first cup of freshly-brewed coffee all over my face.
by (Sam Hey), 1 day, 16 hours ago.
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